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Daniel Alfredsson: It wasn�t our fault. I wasn�t concentrating on my game. I was concentrating on Marian�s nice butt. I mean, on how horribly the Leafs were playing.
Reporter: So you say that the Leafs sucked the whole series? Even though they dominated Game 7?
Daniel Alfredsson: That�s right. The Sens played really well and deserved to win. It doesn�t matter that 99 percent of the world doesn�t think so (that 99% is the Sens and their 2 fans).
Reporter: Now people are saying that the Senators are choke-a-holics. Do you think this is true?
Daniel Alfredsson: Of course not! Those people are brainless idiots who know nothing about hockey!
Reporter: Then what makes you different�..Oh, is that Marian Hossa coming out of the hotel room? And are those pink panties that he�s carrying?
Daniel Alfredsson: Oh no. Those are -uuuu- Leafs suck! Go Sens go!
Reporter: So even though you�re unable to beat the Leafs in the playoffs, you still say they suck?
Daniel Alfredsson: Yup. Even though the Leafs beat us 4 out of 5 times, and swept us once, they will always suck and we will always be better than them. Oh, I must run. I see Marian�s waiting for me!
Reporter: That was the first interview with Daniel Alfredsson since the Senators were kicked out of the playoffs. Good-bye.