Amusing Drug Rumors
[The
following information is from Sixties
People by Jane & Michael Stern & is reprinted in the
exact same order & wording as it appears on page 160.]
- Some commercial tobacco companies hold accres of land in Mexico where
they are perfecting dynamite strains of marijuana. They have
trademarked the names Acapulco Gold, Panama Red, Lung Candy, and Thai
Stick in anticipation of the day grass is legalized.
- The finest marijuana in the world is New York White, so named because
the plants from which it is harvested grow in the city sewer system,
where there is no light. Their leaves are colorless. The plants
originally took root from seeds flushed down toilets during drug raids.
The giant albino alligators in the sewers eat this grass all the time
and are as mellow as doves.
- If a Hindu holy man takes LSD, nothing haappens, because his
consciousness is so evolved already. (Richard Alpert reported this to
be true when he trekked to the Far East, met his own personal guru, and
subsequently became Baba Ram Dass.)
- People stoned on acid are immune to atomiic radiation.
- You can use marijuana seeds like popcorn;; saute them in hot oil until
they pop; then eat the popped seeds and get stoned.
- Methedrine (speed) was invented by the Naazis in order to hone their
manevolence.
- Cher Bidis, Indian cigarettes, contain raauwolfia, the powerful drug
that got Mahatama Gandhi high.
- Grace Slick put LSD in the punch at Triciia Nixon's wedding.
(Actually, she wasn't even there.)