(Eventually)
2. Tell a few random strangers how each article of my clothing affects my stats.
3. Make an epic movie using my action figures and/or Legos
4. Pick a fight with a Moose
5. Save the world
6. Take over the world
7. Star in my own comic/cartoon
8. Represent myself in sprite form
9. Convince someone that I�m from the future
10. Challenge someone to a duel at dawn
11. Develop and utilize a prosthetic opposable tail; use to hang from light posts
12. Hear a word that I created used in media that I was in no way affiliated with
13. Obtain a high-backed leather chair that swivels, for the sole purpose of turning around in it when people first enter my room (dramatic lighting optional, but definitely a good idea)
14. Clone myself and add super cool robotic attachments
15. Create a working Freeze Ray
16. Take a bite out of the sun
17. Level Up
18. Find a 1up
19. Make an elephant forget
20. Strap a piece of buttered toast to a cat�s back to see if it really will hover indefinitely; harness energy for hovercraft
21. Own a car horn that plays �La Cucaracha�
22. Create a garden hose that is specifically for flinging people about in crazy cartoon fashion
23. Have a legitimate form of currency with my face on it
24. Drink the contents of a Lava Lamp