The Big List of Things Chris Hates
1. People who make fun of other people�s spelling/grammar and in that same sentence misspell something.

2. Waking up past ten A.M.

3. The kid on Captain Planet who had Heart as his power. I think he should just go home.

4. Ants. Annoying little bastards.

5. Nerds/dorks/dweebs/whatevers who�s greatest fear is being a nerd/dork/dweeb/whatever. If you�re a nerd/dork/dweeb/whatever, get over it and come to terms with yourself. You�ll be much happier.

6. Captain Planet in general.

7. People who write poetry/stories obsessively, but never realize they�re bad at it.

8. Goths.

9. Guys with long hair.

10. Ppl who tipe lyk dis

11. People who think they�re the best at something, and will not listen to anyone speaking on the subject. There is always a bigger fish.

12. Most anything labeled as Extreme or X-treme. (the most notable exception being Most Extreme Elimination Challenge on Spike TV)

13. People who never shut up on AIM.

14. The fact that I can�t be openly mean to people.

15. Warts.

16. Not being able to sleep, but not willing to get out of bed and do something productive.

17. Little kids who�damn, this is a long one. I think it�ll get its own rant eventually.

18. The fact that I can�t finish most RPGs, and just kinda stop in the middle.

19. The fact that nothing can ever be taken for face value. Ever. Everything always has to represent something else. A poem about a butterfly is never really about a butterfly, its always about someone�s zest for life or some shit like that.

20. People who roleplay all the time.

21. People who roleplay and seriously believe they are their characters.

22. People who let others think for them.

23. The fact that I can�t remember when to use �it�s� instead of �its.�

24. D�nealian, the writing they made me use in 2nd grade that�s half printing and half cursive.

25. Cursive. Why do they make you learn one way to write and then go and change it on you two years later?
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