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| At this point, you may be questioning the validity of our site. I mean, where do these guys get off expressing their opinions about stuff and downgrading anyone who doesn't agree with them. Isn't this hubrous and hypocritical? Or: I am pissed off at stuff, why do they get a website and I don't. In answer to that, I have assembled a list of ten reasons why we (me and chris) and better than you (the average american and/or website reader) 1. We are dead sexy. 2. We are smarter than you. 3. We have a website. 4. Chris has some fine looking facial hair. 5. I can cook a mighty fine grilled-cheese sandwich. 6. We are warriors of awesome. 7. We are masters of the rant. 8. We are severely awesome. 9. Chris can sing the theme to Duck Tales and Tail Spin 10. I can count to 1023 on my fingers. |
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