Guys: If you are riding a bike, go-ped, skateboard, skates, motorized scooter, or any other wheeled pedestrian device, DON'T ride right in the middle of the street. You are just asking to be hit by a car.
Girls: Saying "oh my gawd" every 12 seconds while telling a story doesn't make you more interesting, it makes you seem dumber.
Guys: Sex is a privilage not a right. Sex is not a conquest. Your girlfriend is your partner not your sex toy. Monogamous relationships are GOOD. Rape and gang bangs are NOT cool. Anyone who thinks they are should die!
Girls: Britney Spears and Christina Aguilra are dirty sluts with no musical talent. Stop buying their shitty music.
Guys: Britney Spears and Christina Aguilra are dirty sluts with no musical talent. Stop buying their shitty music.
Girls: Quite bitching about your inequality and sexism. No one is more sexist than women are against men.
Guys: Don't use racial slurs and cheap shots on someones mom/girlfriend/wife to insult people you don't even know in the chat section of online videogames.
Girls: Too many of you are trying to be "good looking" with the end result being that you look like whores. Cut it out and just be yourself.
Guys: You may think you are smart for fooling the censors into letting you swear on online videogames, but your not. Your just a jerk.
Girls: Stop bitching about guys and guy problems. You know you love them.
Guys: Stop bitching about girls and girl problems. You know you love them.
Girls: If you have curly hair, be happy. If you have straight hair, be happy. Stop being jealous of others and never satisfied with your own hair.
Guys: Music doesn't need to be played so loud you can't hear the person talking next to you. Sub-Woofers are a tool for stadium amplification, not an electronic toy to be installed in your trunk. If I am driving in the car, I don't want to be able to hear you fucking rap music from six cars away.