ako, get ready to rumble I'm minding my own biz - wala na sa showbiz

Forget comedy - coz hindi ko na matiis May mga ilan na nagmamaang-maangan

They say I'm nobody at sila'y nagtatawanan Get off my

back - you fucking disease Mga trying hard Pinoys to my displease

What's my name? A-N-D-R-E-W E Nine platinum records, ahay yah

that's me At ikaw, meron ka "wala" oh wala pala Kaya know me first

at 'wag kang tatanga-tanga At don't tell me "Who the fuck is he?"

22 blockbuster movies Excuse me, magtatanong ka pa kung bakit I'm

more popular than you think so fuck it

My name on newspaper and on tv

Mas lalu akong inaapi mas mayabang I become Here I

come, here I come, here I come, come, come You say I'm panget pero bakit ka

nagagalet Pag kinuha ko girlfriend mo, you will say "Oh shet" Oh

shet talaga kaya ilayo mo na Baka pag natikman ako, sa 'kin s'ya

sumama Coz I'm hot like pizza, I taste like pasta Vermicelli, Tagliatelli,

Putanesca Putrages ka kung balikbayan, don't try I'll screw your girl in front of your

own two eyes And she'll be back to you and

tell you "I love you" But she ain't gonna tell you what she did to

Andrew But you never make puna Dine-date mo nilawayan ko na

Excuse me, magtatanong ka pa kung bakit I'm more popular than you

think, so fuck it

My name on newspaper and on tv

You can DJ, talk s**t, you brag and boast You can rap rap rap but

you can't come close So here's a toast sa mga bobong tulad mo

Hip-hop, hip-hop, pero hip-hop kuno Every Friday nasa Fashion Café

Nakikipag-lips to lips sa isang mukhang gay At ang nakakalungkot

take note Puting polo, every week yun ang suot Palagi niya kong

tinitingnan At sa chick ko naglalaway ang t******g 'yan At siya'y

napapabulong Kase mga chick niyang dala mga mukhang katulong

Nanlalake mata, dilat na dilat How the hell an ugly guy get a girl

like that It's because, stupid morons, you don't know me Stupid

morons, my name is Andrew E.

My name on newspaper and on tv