But this time I might take it slow and low So here we go It's

about a girl na mahilig mag-fax I mean, you know, as in fax

machine And goes a little something like this

It was a Friday night, I'm feeling alright I signed with Sony,

future looked bright Mag-ga-gabi na, ako'y nasa labas pa

Nag-dinner ako, well, kasi gutom na Time to celebrate, the

world is mine Perfect timing to wine and dine I went to Malate

derecho Outback Australian beef, time to niak Sat down the

table, nanood ng cable I ordered Spumati kasi I'm stable

Willing and able, I'm still single Looking for a girl na makaka-

mingle Nang may dumating, anak ng pating Sa aking harapan,

'sang balikbayan "Andrew E., right?" "Fresh from the flesh,

that's me, Here's my number, fax me"

Fax me in the morning (oh yeah) Then just walk away (that's it

baby, that's it) We will fax tomorrow (why oh why) Coz we fax

yesterday, yeah...hey Ah...ah...

So finax ko siya Excited ang Andrew Finax din niya ako, not

one, not two Pero ten times, what else can I say? Finax niya

ako, shit, all damn day At habang fina-fax ko siya Kinakausap

ko siya, kinakausap niya ako Tinatanong niya ako "Have you

ever been faxed before?" "Yeah, but not like this so fax me more"

"Good" Nagfa-fax kami, nag-e-enjoy kami Nag-internet kami

kahit walang kape Pero may sugar at mayroong whipped cream

Nagfa-fax kami kahit sa dilim So fax, fax ng fax baby, yeah

that's it Sumisigaw every time na makaka-transmit We fax all

day and we fax all night We fax and it's alright

Fax me in the morning (oh yeah) Then just walk away (that's it

baby, that's it) We will fax tomorrow (why oh why) Coz we fax

yesterday, yeah...hey Ah...ah...

Fax me in the morning (oh yeah) Then just walk away (that's it

baby, that's it) We will fax tomorrow (why oh why) Coz we fax

yesterday, yeah...hey Ah...ah...

Well, after two days tinawagan ko siya Chineck ko ang message

kung natanggap niya But I fail to no avail Kaya pinasok ko ang

akin sa kanyang voice mail Nagpadala ng mahahabang

messages Kumakain daw siya ng big sausages For breakfast,

lunch and dinner That's why I can't wait to put my message

in her Ooops, nag-brownout ang Meralco No anticipation Pero

kahit na tuloy ang conversation How many times did you use

your fax? Baby, rapido, all the time, to the max Relax pretty

baby, I'm the real McCoy 'Pag finax kita ika'y mag-e-enjoy We

talk about everything under the sun Ang fax machine ko, shit

nilabasan

Fax me in the morning (oh yeah) Then just walk away (that's it

baby, that's it) We will fax tomorrow (why oh why) Coz we fax

yesterday, yeah...hey Ah...ah...

Fax me in the morning (oh yeah) Then just walk away (that's it

baby, that's it) We will fax tomorrow (why oh why) Coz we fax

yesterday, yeah...hey Ah...ah...

I'm coming(5x) Out with my new model of fax machine, baby

Bagong bili You wanna use my fax machine girl

Just tell me ha, just tell me Nilabasan na naman Nilabasan

na naman ng paper ang aking fax machine Ang galing talaga ng

fax machine ko It's a brand new song again baby Pinag-uusapan

na naman ako ng mga elite Here we go 1999 Andrew E. still

on top Trend setting again, trend setting Remember, I never

follow trends I set it, and I'm doing it again Peace...