
How to Tell if Your Obsessed with Dragonball Z (HTYODBZ, for short)
Ever wonder if theres some reality to what Chi-Chi said ("I really have to learn to fly!")? Ever want to hang out with Gohan just so you can learn his secrets? Well, if you do, this is the place to be. I've got a bunch of examples on how to tell if your obsessed with Dragonball Z. Im only going to put up ten, and change them every month starting the first. Well, here we go!
10. You blow off going out with your girlfriend because DBZ is on and it's the Cell Games.
9. You got pissed at Cartoon Network (USA only) for playing the Frieza saga after the Cell Games were over. (*cough* not me *cough*)
8. Your mom is very strict on schoolwork.
7. You workout because you think you'll get to Super Saiyan level.
6. You prance around with green paint all over you and yell "i'm piccolo!" (I saw this one on another site.)
5. You say "Halloween? No time, DBZ is on!"
4. You bleach your hair. Why? Look's more like a Super Saiyan!
3. You make DBZ web pages because you like it so much. (*cough* not me *cough*)
2. You have no idea how much you sound like an idiot when you say "What a weakling! I could kick his ass!
And the #1 reason is...
You can't stop looking at that great DBZ porn! (Sick stuff, man...)
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