Typical Newspaper Headlines in LARP

GIANT BEAR ESCAPES FROM ZOO. ATTACKS TOXIC WASTE DUMP.

MANIAC COPS OPEN FIRE IN HEAVILY CROWDED AREA.

THREE MORE BLOOD DRAINED BODIES FOUND. POLICE BAFFLED
BY "VAMPIRE" KILLER.

STUDENT UNION EXPLODES, BURNS TO GROUND

LOCAL BAR EXPLODES, BURNS TO GROUND

LOCAL ART GALLERY EXPLODES, BURNS TO GROUND

LOCAL PARK EXPLODES, BURNS TO GROUND

LOCAL OCCULT BOOKSTORE EXPLODES, BURNS TO GROUND

LOCAL WAREHOUSE EXPLODES, BURNS TO GROUND

LOCAL OFFICE BUILDING EXPLODES, BURNS TO GROUND

LOCAL ENTREPENEUR EXPLODES, BURNS TO GROUND

POLICE INVOLVED IN GUN BATTLE ON EAST SIDE. DOZENS KILLED

LOCALS SPOT "MONSTER" ESCAPING INTO SEWER

POWER OUTAGES REPORTED AT SCENE OF OCCULT RIOT. LOCALS
SHOCKED AT GRUESOME "SACRIFICES"

No Survivors in a Fire that burns a local trailor park and
local resturant to the ground.
No one has claimed responsibility for the terrorist action.

GOTHIC AND FANGS STYLE TAKES THE FASHION SHOW BY STORM.

DECEASED CITY FOUNDER SPOTTED AT LOCAL BAR.

MINIFLUFF COMPUTER BOUGHT OUT BY LOCAL COMPANY.

POLICE BAFFLED BY BODY THEFTS AT CORONORS.

PCP USE ON THE RISE WITHIN ALL VIOLENCE PRONE SECTORS OF
SOCIETY.

KRCG NEWS RAIDO REPORTS : GARGOYLES FLYING TO RAID NEW YORK
POWERBASE. SPORTS AT 11.

Red Cross Reports Unexplained Looses in Blood Supply
Pawn Shop Robbed While Police Ignore Security Alarms
Gasoline Truck Runs into Local Office Building
COlumbus, OH - Local man goes on rampage, killing players in
vampire game

NATIONAL GUARD CALLED OUT IN WEST BUMBLEFUCK (a small
college town)

BROADSWORD SLAYINGS UP 9000% IN 2001

ENTIRE POLICE FORCE DISAPPEARS

BLACK TRENCHCOAT SALES CONTINUE TO RISE
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