Video Game Storytelling: The kind of game where the ST
sends you out for object X at the beginning of the game and
by the end of the session, you have it. Repeat each
session.

Forrest Gump History: When a player hands you a character
history where their drooling boob of an idiot character
somehow blundered their way into every important even in
human and Kindred history. Good for a laugh.

Berenstein Game: Named for the insipid children's books
about the "Berenstein Bears," a Berenstein Game is one
where the players achieve all of their objectives with
little to no effort on their part just like in a children's
book. Some ST's tell a story worth an epic. Some tell
stories that aren't even worth a children's book. A
Berenstein game can also include being handed rediculously
implausible plot as well (ie the "meeting Caine" sessions).

The Man with the Yellow Hat: An ST in a Berenstein Game.
Yes, I'm aware that I'm mixing children's stories, but
c'mon: How fun would it be to walk around one of these
retarded games and everytime you needed the ST say "Hey,
have you seen The Man with the Yellow Hat?" It would
probably become what they actually call the ST without them
ever knowing what it really meant to you.

Golden Age Game: Any game that has intense role-playing
between realistic, non-twinkish characters. There should be
almost no combat, a lot of intrigue, little to no plot, and
a ton of acting. This is almost always a full immersion
game.

Immersion gaming: Larping while mingling in with mundanes.
Stepping up your role-playing to the point where no one
knows that you are playing a game.

Greg Elemental: There was an ST named Greg around these
parts who would put together these RIDICULOUSLY overpowered
NPC's. They would have at least five or six advanced
disciplines and the exact same personalities. We gave up
trying to figure out what clan they were a long time ago,
and just started calling them Greg Elementals.

Bone (BONE) n. pl Bones 1) a. An unfortunate and
undesireable event. "I got the bone yesterday when it
rained." b. a restriction "When I stole his keys I gave him
such a bone." 2) a dollar "The drink costs five bones."
Boned, boning v. To restrict or hurt. "I boned myself by
waiting too long."

School (SKOOL) v. Schooled, School*ing. 1) To educate or
inform someone. "I hear what you're saying, but let me
school you on the real information." 2) To display
exemplary talent or competence at a task or ability. "I've
never seen anyone school a guitar like that." 3) to confuse
or surprise. "That ninja schooled me." 4) to restrict or
overwhelm. "My car got schooled by that snowstorm." 5) To
be severly reprimanded or scolded. "When I was late for
work, I really got schooled." 6) To feel sick, injured, or
dismayed. "I felt schooled after my relationship ended." 7)
to express a state of well being. "Today, I'm schooling
it." 8) To exert influence over an object or
person. "School that ladder a little to the left."

Tactic (TAK-tik) n. pl tac-tics 1) a plan or
activity. "I've got tactics Friday through Saturday." 2) A
shady ploy to accomplish an objective. "I had to use
tactics to steal those sneakers."

Strapped (STRAPT) adj. 1) armed, as with a gun. "Both the
police and the bank robbers were strapped." 2) Fully
prepared or ready for anything. "I got my backpack and my
swiss army knife. I'm strapped."

Ninja (NIN-jah) n. pl nin*ja or nin*jas 1) A weird or
bizarre looking person. "Look at that ninja." 2) subtle put
down usually spoken with a demeaning tone. "Your a ninja;
what's up, ninja?" 3) Friend or comrade who is in the
know "Come on, ninja, let's go." 4) An unfamiliar person,
stranger, or newly met aquaintance. "Melanie's dating some
ninja now." 5) a mercenary trained in the martial arts and
master of stealth, assasination, saborage, and propoganda.
6) anyone who wears a flashy ninja costume.
Ninja'd, nin-ja-ing. 1)a. to steal. "I ninja'd a pair of
sneakers from the store." b.To take, grab, pass or pick
up. "Can you ninja me that remote control?" 2) to sneak. "I
didn't have to pay because I ninja'd in". 3. To
leave. "Come on, let's ninja." 4) to move or travel. "We
were ninjaing around in our car all day."

Fascist Game: One where the ST (or the majority of the
people involved) have an absolute, unalterable and
ridiculously set notion of what roleplaying and LARP'ing is
and must be.

Hitler: Same as Eidolon's "The Man with the Yellow Hat"
only in reference to the Fascist Game (see above).

The Boy(s) Who Called Twink: Those people who, anytime
their character gets bested by a rival or
killed/slandered/disgraced/whatever, claims that the person
who bested them is a Twink for the sole purpose of ruining
the game for the person that "ruined it" for him.

Good ST: A breed of Storyteller that seems to be woefully
rare in these days, and has been replaced by the Hitler
variation of the Storyteller. Generally, this term refers
to those Storytellers that are well-versed enough to
effectively mix combat with the rest of the elements of the
game, in the capacity that they're players are enjoying
said game. This is difficult because there are many Nazi
Gamers (see below).

Nazi Gamers: Those who cling to a Fascist Game and its
Hitler because it coincides with their belief of "How LARP
Should Be". These tend to ruin Good ST's (see above)
because they will constantly bitch until the game fits
their view of "How LARP Should Be", and becomes a Fascist
Game. Good ST's either become the Hitler of said game or
are deposed by a Hitler.

Ninja'ed: 1. To preform with excessive energy, or reckless
abandon. i.e. to preform something helter-skelter "I
ninja'ed myself over the fence" 2. To disapear quickly or
without explination. "When stupid pulled the gun, Anime boy
ninja'ed himself out of there" 3. To be assassinated or
killed. "If stupid doesn't smarten up, he's going to get
himself ninja'ed" 4. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! "He
ninja'ed out mad tunes from wailing guitars"

Matrix: To fight or move in seemingly impossible
ways. "This one guy went Matrix, and I had to ninja myself
out of there."

Independent Pharmaceutical Distributer (IPD): Drug Dealer
or Coke Dealer. "You know, back in the 80's I worked as an
Independent Pharmaceutical Distributer. Oh, I worked for a
very large family owned operation... Based out of Italy..."

Blood-tard: A very stupid Vampire. "What do those Blood-
tards think thier doing?"