weBLOG for August 21st, 2004

While alot of you might think in civilized company that "Night at the Roxbury" was a study in stupidity; in private, you all were probably laughing alot more than you thought you were going to. So, for all of you that enjoyed the movie, I included Mr. Zadir's favourite saying.

This is Chris Granholm, every gal's best friend, reporting to you from his little enclave in El Paso, Texas. By this time next week, I'll be reporting to you from a little enclave in Camarillo, California. Hopefully, this will mark the first of many little enclaves that I will be reporting from in the years to come. But in the meantime...

I'm here to be a good sport, or a gracious loser; what have you. I'm here to tell that special someone in my life that I don't care if I'm her special someone. And I hope that her special someone will come into her life, erase all the bad memories in her past, and give her everything she wants.

Do you hear me, woman?

I want someone who is just crazy enough to appreciate how crazy she is. I want someone who is just childish enough to appreciate how childish she is. I want someone who will hug her and hold her when the thunder rumbles in the sky. I want someone who is tender enough to play along, and kiss her cocos when she's being a baby about her cuts and scrapes. I want someone who will want to satisfy every carnal thought and desire she has, because she has many.

I want someone who will appreciate what kind of a unique woman she is. I want someone who will recognize right off that he will never find someone as special as her ever again. I want someone who will keep her in his heart, and never ever let her down, for the rest of her life.

I want someone who is just what she's looking for in a man. I want someone who will grow with her as a person, and accompany her on her many journeys through life. I want someone kind and gentle, who will never think of raising a hand to her, nor would ever think of lying to her.

I want someone with all the good traits she saw in me, and with none of the bad she saw in me. I want someone who will treat her the way I wanted to. I want someone who will give her everything I wanted to. Because she deserves it, whether she thinks so, or not.

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