MY CAR
MY CAR WAS SICK FOR THIS I COULD TELL
IT WAS CLANGING AND BANGING
AND THERE WAS A TERRIBLE STRONG SMELL.
I LIFTED THE BONNET FOR A QUICK LOOK SEE
BUT WHAT'S UNDER THERE IS WELL BEYOND ME.
NOW I'M HERE ON THE HIGHWAY ALL ON MY OWN
SO I REACHED IN MY POCKET AND PULL OUT THE PHONE.
THE MECHANIC ARRIVED AND THIS IS WHAT HE SAID
I'M AFRAID I CAN'T HELP YOU
I'M AFRAID THAT IT'S DEAD.
SO MY CAR IS DEAD THE FUNERAL'S TODAY
THE TOW TRUCK'S HERE TO TAKE HIM AWAY
THERE'S NOTHING TO DO, THERE NOTHING TO SAY
EXCEPT SOD IT SOD IT SOD IT
C R CARROLL 2004