JENNIES VINDALOO
JENNY DEAR JENNY WHAT DID YOU DO
WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THAT VINDALOO
I SAT DOWN THIS EVENING WATCHING TV
WHEN A PAIN IN THE STOMACH SOON STRUCK ME
I WAS BURPING AND FARTING LIKE YOU NEVER HEARD
CRAMPS WERE COMING IT WAS GETTING ABSURD
I KNEW I SHOULD GET MOVING
IF I WANTED TO BE SAFE
SO OFF TO THE LOO.
FOR THATS THE RIGHT PLACE
NOW ME ARSE IS SORE AND IT'S COME OUT IN A RASH
I DAREDNT MOVE CAUSE I SHIT PEBBLE DASH
MY TROUSERS AND JOCKS ARE DOWN BY MY FEET
AND I CANT GET OFF THIS TOILET SEAT
A TOXIC CLOUD IS FILLING THE ROOM
AND ME BOTTOM IS PLAYING AN UNSTOPPABLE TUNE
OH WHY OH WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME
IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF JENNIES CURRY
MY GOD I THINK IM GONNER BE SICK
I BETTER TURN AROUND I BETTER BE QUICK
BOTTOM IN THE AIR AND MY HEADS DOWN THE LOO
WHICH WAY WILL IT COME
IF ONLY I KNEW
I THOUGHT ID BE WRONG I SAID TO MESELF
AS MY BOTTOM EXPLODED ALL OVER THE SHELF
THERE'S SHIT ON THE WALLS
THERE'S SHIT ON THE FLOOR
ITS OVER THE CEILING IT'S OVER THE DOOR
SURELY MY BOTTOM CAN'T HOLD ANY MORE
OH WHY OH WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME
ITS ALL BECAUSE OF JENNY'S CURRY
A CASE OF THE TROTS IS WHAT I'VE GOT
AND THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOUR CURRIES
THAT HOT.
C R Carroll 2004