D FOR DUNNY
Welcome to our dunny for this is the place to be.
If you're in need of a number two
Or maybe just a pee.
Im sorry there is no music
To pass away your time.
But here's a little poem to read.
And of course it's one of mine.
Now the work is never finished
Until the paper work is done.
So please remember kiddies
You have to wipe your bum
And if your stomach is upset
Which meant you had to rush
Then you'll be pleased to see
That we have a toilet brush.
Now if you look around you
You'll see a can of spray
And this I recommend be used
To take the smell away.
There's no need to get embarrassed
And you needn't turn all red
For I promise that when you leave
No comment will be said.
Paper has been provided
And for this you do not pay
As long as you only visit
This dunny once a day.
By C. Carroll.99