July 6th:
John Kerry announced who his vice presidency candidate would be today. Guess what? I don't care, Kerry. You know why? Because I've got bigger news of my own. Even though I'm a Canadian, I'm going to throw my hat in this presidential race and fuck shit up Ross Perot style, minus the billions of dollars. That means no prime time slots for speeches on NBC, and also as mentioned, no billions of dollars. But being the leader of the free world is too big of a task for just one man. Even me. So I will anounce to the world on my personal website that I have selected my running man. He's not just a running man. He's THE running man. From the mean streets of Oakland California, a one time multi milliionaire and former member of Death Row Records (really though), my running man is MC Hammer!
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