| 1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line write down what it says:
-Foot Locker...Puma is a prud sponsor of the Jamaican Athletics Federation...It's an ad in Slam #79. 2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? A can of Dr. Pepper. 3: What is the last thing you watched on TV? Game 2 of the Pacers/Heat series, which was followed by Minnesota/Sacto game 2 which is in progress. Also, go T-Wolves. 4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is: 7:30pm 5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?: 8:04pm 6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?: The keen analysis of Doug Collins and the rambling moronic comments of Bill Walton. 7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing? Around noon or 1 to go for a run with my lady friend. Then we went and played some basketball. 8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at? A ridiculous story about gays being banned from Dayton County, Tenn. 9: What are you wearing? My Do it for God T shirt and some very big Knicks home shorts. . 10: Did you dream last night? Had a weird, detailed dream where I knew I was dreaming, but still couldn't fly without really focussing. I also fought people like I was the Matrix. Thank you GTA III 11: When did you last laugh? Laughing's for suckas. 12: What is on the walls of the room you are in? Not much, just a hand-painted pic I bought from a street vendor in NYC of a game of one on one. 13: Seen anything weird lately? Saw a dead mouse on the patio of the place I ate breakfast this morning. That was more gross than wierd though. 14: What do you think of this quiz? Like it's creator, I think it is a front for a major drug ring. 15: What is the last film you saw? Love Actually 16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first? A handful of airline tickets that would let us all follow the NBA playoffs through the Finals in June. Then it'd be a few more round the world tickets. 17: I will now tell you something about me that you don't know: The last time I wet the bed was in 1999. I was 21. 18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I would make the world collectively realize that money is just paper, or more recently and even more incredibly, just a computer system. It means nothing. I'd make people realize the power that exists in numbers (of people), and that we've let ourselves become slaves to a system that allows us to live meagerly enough to give us a false sense of satisfaction in life, while we're sacrificing our vitality in order for a select few white color individuals to get rich and stay rich. I'd also make sausage and egg sandwiches the standard government issued breakfast for this country. 19: Do you like to dance? Gangstas don't dance, they boogie. With that said, dancing's fun when I'm drunk and convinced I'm a gangster. . 20: George Bush: Ah, you wiley minx, dubya. Will you meet your untimely demise this fall or will you buy your way back in to office for another four years? 21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? The first day that the past will be referred to as the good old days. 21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Karate, so that when his friends get in trouble they can warn people: "I know Karate." 22: Would you ever consider living abroad? I've lived with a broad, does that count? |
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| The Bio Page |
| For those of you who know me, or knew me in high school, you'll know that Bio was never my thing. If you want verification of that, talk to one of my 4, yes, f-o-u-r Bio 30 teachers. However, this Bio has nothing to do with anatomy, and that, I think works in my favor. The picture you're looking it is me about to put an alley oop down from two summers ago. The white spot on my head is from the scanner; I'm too lazy to get rid of the error. Just know that I have a full head of hair. I think more than anything else you read here, that's what I want you to take away from this. I've attached a forwarded survery-type thing for you to paruse. I sincerely hope you enjoy it. |