RA FINDS PARADISE(BEST LITTLE STRIP SHOP IN THE WORLD)
Ra stumbled in and found such wonderment
that he kneeled and said with such voice that shook Paradise and
made it tremble(which was a sight in itself!)......"WOWEEEEEE!!!
LOOKEE AT THE HOOTIES!!!" and he sat for days(Six to be
exact and on the Seventh day......he urinated!)
Afterwards, Ra stumbled out of Paradise and headed back
out into the world. He travelled for one hundred nights(stopping
at every honky-tonk bar he could find) until he came upon a
wandering ministrel who was playing a goat udder with such style
and such grace that Ra cried and cried, causing a flood to sweep
half the world's oysters away. The ministrel, wondering who the
traveller was, stopped playing and kneed Ra in the groin.
Ra, in turn, replied by throwing up all over the ministrel's nice
new suede shoes. After a pleasant conversation(of sex and such),
Ra turned the ministrel into a bottle of beer(the first of many
miracles performed by Ra) which he quickly consumed and headed
down his merry way.
Elsewhere, not too far down the road, lived Isis,
fair young maiden of Plunk(a village outside of Dung,A suburb of
Stunk). Isis went to the mountain top to find a bucket to bring
water from the well. She stumbled upon Ra, who was taking a nap
face up in his own vomit. She tapped Ra on the shoulder and said
with style and grace all her own......."MOVE THY BIG
BUTT, YOU'RE BLOCKING THE ROAD!!" and Ra replied as such
"BURRRRRRRRRRRRP"
Ra awoke and rushed to his feet. He soon fell over once again and began to sing the THE GOAT HERDER'S SONG
THE GOAT HERDER'S SONG
VERSE
1. I'M A LONELY GOAT HERDER.
2. THERE'S NOBODY OUT HERE EXCEPT ME AND THESE GOATS.
3. I DON'T NEED NO WOMAN BECAUSE I GOT ME A GOAT!
CHORUS
THIS IS THE LONELY GOAT HERDER'S SONG! SING IT WHILE I
I'M JUST A LONELY GOAT HERDER........
After Ra was done singing, he tried to stand once again....he stumbled forward and caught Isis' dress with such furor and gusto that it pulled downward and fell to the ground.....Isis, being of virgin body and soul, threw Ra to the ground and tore off his robes......63 and 1/3 days passed(Isis was one power-woman) and Ra expired(needless to say, Ra wasn't a power man!) and his soul wandered aimlessly for a year and a day........
THE TEN (or so) COMMANDMENTS OF RA -- coming soon