| Rules for hunting Ponch and Jon It's a good idea to remember to have a valid hunting licence when hunting Ponch and Jon this should include any of the CHP varitity. The use of Tuitie Fruity Ice Cream Cones to bait Ponch and Jon is prohibited, However the hunter can use a distressed woman who's wearing a skirt so short that if she bent over the mystery would be all over. One mustn't herd, corral or harvest Ponch and Jon from hot dog/hamburger stands during their lunch break. However one can wait on the beach, they may be there. After all it's easy to spot Ponch and Jon being disquised in their shorts while they're jogging It is extremely unlawful for the hunter to herd Ponch and Jon within 200 ft of a state or federal own building especially a court house. Herding Ponch and Jon when using women who's desirous of marriage is strongly prohibited due to the fact that it could cause Ponch and Jon to stampede in a terrible state of panic Never hunt Ponch and Jon during the rainy season. Fact, they tend to cover their unmistakable tan uniform for a yellow tent which can easily be misaken as a duck riding down the free way on the bike( this wouldn't be good if you've been known to have episodes of being a tad dilirious) ** Please be aware of the Ponchandjonneverloseititius = This is identified by it's eyes, and handsome face also watch for these phrases" FREEZE AND HIT THE DIRT" and " I WANT HIM BAD" Remember it's against the law to carry and use any unauthorized weapon such as guns and knives in public places. However you may catch your Ponch and Jon of gaurd by striking him in the head using a drenched foam rubber base ball bat When transporting your Ponch and Jon 1) Do not damage your Ponch and Jon by dragging em on the ground or rolling em down hill. If your Ponch and Jon must be dragged lay em on a blanket first. However tossing em over your shoulder works best. 2) If you must transport your Ponch and Jon by motorcycle be careful that their helmets are sucurely fasened not to tight and certainly not to loose. Also make sure their not touching the exhaust pipe, This could cause a over heated Chippie. 3) If you must transport your Ponch and Jon in a cruiser, be careful and keep them away from the engine heat and sunlight. This will prevent premature spoilage..... ** These regulations were brought to you by Spanky at 3:30 am** Oh now it makes sence dosen't it LOL |
| Rules for catching, transporting your very own Ponch and Jons |