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Thoughts Of Him Du.

hAVE yOU eVER dREAMED oF rIDING yOUR bIKE aND tHEN yOU rIDE oFF a cLIFF aND aS yOU aRE fALLING, yOU wAKE uP aND aRE sO tHANKFUL tHAT yOU aRE aLIVE aND nOT iN yOUR dREAM. i hAVEN'T nEITHER.

hAVE yOU eVER dREAMED oF dRIVING a rEALLY nICE cAR aND tHEN yOU cRASH IT? nEITHER hAVE i.

hAVE yOU eVER dREAMED tHAT yOU wERE kISSING a gOOD fRIEND tHAT wAS oF tHE oPPOSITE sEX? nEITHER hAVE i.

hAVE yOU eVER aTE cORN aND tHEN nOTICED tHAT iT dIDN'T qUITE gET dIGESTED iN yOUR sYSTEM? uHHH, nEITHER hAVE i.

oNE dAY, i wAS wALKIN bY, wHEN i cAUGHT a gUY gIVE mE aN aWKWARD eYE.

hAVE yOU eVER gONE pEE, aND tHEN tWO mINUTES lATER, hAVE tO gO aGAIN. nEITHER hAVE i.

hAVE yOU eVER lOCKED yOURSELF oUT oN yOUR 3 sTORY bALCONY cAUSE yOU wERE cUTTING yOUR nAILS, tHEN rESORT tO cLIMBING dOWN tO tHE sECOND sTORY oNLY tO bREAK tHE rAILINGS aND fALL 15 fEET tO tHE cONCRETE gROUND wHILE yOUR fOBBY sLIPPERS fALL oFF? nEITHER hAS tONY cHO.

hAVE yOU eVER cOMMUTED hOME iN yOUR cAR, aND nOT rEALLY eVEN rEMEMBER dRIVING tO wHERE yOU aRE aT? pRETTY sCARY iF yOU hAVE. pLEASE dRIVE wITH cAUTION. oH yEAH, nEITHER hAVE i.

wHY, oH wHY mUST i fEEL tHIS a wAY? i dON'T kNOW wHY, bUT i gUESS i'LL dIE. wHY dID tHE oLD lADY eAT tHE fLY? dON'T kNOW wHY, bUT i gUESS sHE'LL dIE. bYE. nEITHER hAVE i.

hAVE yOU eVER mADE a pURCHASE tHROUGH oVERSTOCK.COM tHAT wEIGHTED 42 lBS aND tHEY oNLY cHARGED yOU 2.95 fOR sHIPPING? nEITHER hAVE i.

hAVE yOU eVER hAD nOTHING tO sAY oN yOUR rANDOM tHOUGHTS oF hIM pAGE? nEITHER hAVE i.

hAVE yOU eVER oPENED uP yOUR eMAIL aND fOUND 1334343334 iTEMS iN yOUR bOX aND 1334343331 oF tHEM aRE eMAILS rEGARDING pENIS eNLARGEMENTS, XXX rATED sITES, aND vIAGRA? nEITHER hAS hOTMAIL.

hAVE yOU eVER lICKED lICKED yOUR bUTT oN aNDY'S bED aND aFTERWARDS, iT sMELLS lIKE fISH sAUCE? nEITHER hAS hUGO.

hAVE yOU eVER bOUGH a wIRELESS cARD aDAPTER fOR yOUR lAPTOP fROM cOMPUTERS4SURE.COM aND nOT eVEN hAVE hIGH sPEED iNTERNET cONNCETION aT HOME? tHEN yOU gO tO yOUR fRIENDS hOUSE aND cHAUB oFF dSL OR cABLE mODEM oFF oF tHEIR wIRELESS nETWORKS? nEITHER hAVE i.

hAVE yOU eVER wALKED uPSTAIRS tO tHROW aWAY yOUR bATHROOM gARBAGE iN yOUR kITCHEN gARBAGE cAN wHEN tHE dUMPSTER iS rIGHT oUTSIDE tHE gARAGE wHEN yOUR rOOM iS rIGHT nEXT tO tHE gARAGE? nEITHER hAS mY rOOMMATE.

hAVE yOU eVER dRIVEN oNTO tHE i90 bRIDGE iN sEATTLE, aND wONDERED wHY tHE sOUTHSIDE oF tHE lAKE iS aLWAYS mORE wAVIER tHAN tHE nORTHSIDE? nEITHER hAVE i.

hAVE yOU wASHED yOUR cAR rEALLY qUICKLY aND tHEN nOTICE 2 hOURS lATER tHAT yOU mISSED tHE wHOLE baCK sIDE oF yOUR cAR aND a hUGE sPOT oN tHE sIDE? pEOPLE aRE lOOKING aT yOUR cAR aS iF yOU aRE reTARDED oR sOMETHING? nEITHER hAVE i eSPECIALLY tHIS lAST fRIDAY.

dO yOU eVER fEEL lIKE yOU aRE oN tHE cOMPUTER wAAAAAY tOO lONG dURING yOUR dAY? nEITHER dO i.

hAVE yOU eVER cHATTED oN iNSTANT mESSENGER, aND hAVE a rEALLY dEEP cONVERSATION, tHEN fIND yOURSELF dISCONNECTED? sUX, nEITHER hAVE i.

Have you ever been the type of person who gets really into something and does all the research on it and it totally consumes your life until there is no tomorrow? Neither am I.

Have you ever bought an executive leather chair and 50 cd-r's for 29.99 shipped? Neither has joel or myself.

Have you ever ordered anything online and then check the status of the delivery like 10 times a day? Neither has joel.

Have you ever ordered something online and then ask yorself, why the heck did I buy that? Neither have I.

Have you ever ate free spaghetti at church and then go over to your friends place and have major gas, and they tell you to leave cause you stank up the house. Neither Have I.

Have you ever been randomized on your xanga site? Neither have I.