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| tHINGS tHAT bOTHER pISTOL: i hATE iT wHEN i hAVE tO uSE 26.4 bAUD mODEM. sUPER sLOW i hATE iT wHEN i hAVE hANG nAILS. i hATE iT wHEN i'M dRIVING dOWN tHE fREEWAY aND fOOLIOS sTARE aT mE. i'M lIKE, dUUU, yOU wANT a fOTO? dUUU? i hATE iT wHEN, i'M wATCHING a cOOL sHOW oN dTV aND aLL oF a sUDDEN, tHE t.V bLACKS oUT. dUUU... i hATE iT wHEN iTS yOUR fREINDS bIRTHDAY, aND tHEY dON'T lINK yOU a sITE. oH wELL, wASTE mY hARD eARNED mONEY. bUT mOST oF aLL, i hATE iT wHEN fRIDA'S oN mY bED!!!!!!!!! sHHHHTTTT, gET oN yOUR bED fOR tHE mILLION'TH tIME!!!!! yOU wANNA kNOW wHAT eLSE i hATE? wELL geT tHIS..i lIVE iN sEATTLE rIGHT? wELL, wE aRE kNOWN tO gET a lOT oF rAIN. wELL, yOU wOULD tHINK tHE dARN pEOPLE hERE wOULD kNOW hOW tO dRIVE iN tHE rAIN sINCE iT sUPPOSIVELY rAINS lIKE 300 dAYS a yEAR hERE. bUT nOOOOOOOO, dRIVE sLOW wHY dON'T yA?!! tOOK mE oVER aN hOUR tO gET tO wORK tHIS mORNING dU. dON'T hATE tHE pLAYER, hATE tHE gAME...wELL, i hATE tHE gAME aND tHE pLAYER. cAUSE tHE pLAYER mAKES tHE gAME dU! You wanna know what else I hate? I hate ignorant mothers who don't know how to open their doors. Why don't you swing open your doors at 100 mph instead of 50 mph you sucka foo gay wads. Well, I found a big ol' door ding on the side of my car. Thanks to some du ma loa gung ho phat choi in the parking lot. oh well, i guess life goes on and i'll have to pay 50 bucks to get it out. I heard that in LA there is some dude that fixes them for 40 bucks with his rapper friend mr. gee. Oh well, I might have to make a drive down there. Or, just save gas money and get it fixed up here at dent wizard. What? Wizard. Wizard is tight. I made this whole website off a wizard. Thanks. bye. |
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| I hate it when I go to a restaurant smelling like a star, then you leave smelling like subpar. no good. I hate it when you don't know where the weekend went to. sux. I hate it when you get home from work, and the next thing you know it, it's already midnight and time for night night. I hate it when crabby ole bank customers come into the branch and complain for no particular reason. For example: I'm sitting at my desk and an old lady comes up to the assistant manager. Well, I sit right next to her, so I hear everything she is saying. The lady is complaining about getting junk mail. Well, the so called "junk mail" is her statement for her account, it just summarizes the daily interest and balance. This usually is looked upon as a good thing, but she is a stubborn ole lady who has nothing else to do but complain. So, the assistant manager says okay, we'll try to make it stop coming. Customer walks off happy and then comes back and says, "What's Wamu?" Assistant manager says,"washington mutual" Customer says..phhfff, what ever happen to the olden days?" The End. Well, as I was sitting at my desk, i felt like saying, wamu is the stick up your butt lady! So take it out and bank with it. I hate it when I get a rock stuck in my shoe and I'm in a hurry and don't have the time or the will to get it out and every step I take and move I make, i'll be missin you. I mean...it hurts. duuu..this is a sux du. great. I hate it when it is really nice outside and I'm stuck in the trunk doing work. sux. I hate it when people hate the player...and not the game...it is a sux I hate it when i sit at my desk all day long and get fat and have back aches. I wish I was baller or at least had a dope herman miller aeron chair. |
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| mE lIKE tO dO sOME sTUFF. gOLFING: tITLEIST 990'S cALLOWAY dRIVER tITLEIST tHREE wOOD mOUNTAIN bIKING: gT i-dRIVE tEAM eDITION wATCHING tHE mOVIES: Sweet Home Alabama-**** (good chick flick movie. ;) rEMEMBER tHE tITANS: ***** (gREAT mOVIE tO wATCH fOR mLK dAY) pUNCH, dRUNK, lOVE-*** mAID iN mANHATTAN-***** cATCH mE iF yOU cAN-**** sNOWbOARDING-eXpASCIALLY jIBS rIDE bRUSHIE-bOARD rIDE wT-bINDINGS nORTHWAVE-bOOTS i gOTTA gET nEW gEAR fOR bOARDING dOGG. |
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