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NAME(S): jessica lynn wesseling (some people call me
weasel thanks to spellcheck)
AGE(S): 15 (16n on june 17!)
INSTRUMENT(S): trumpet. no wait. bass.
FAV. BANDS(S): oooh, here goes (in no particular
order, except by some possible fluke of nature):
five iron frenzy, the aquabats! calibretto 13, less
than jake, relient k, ghoti, philmore, i really like
this local band called ska skank redemption, ace
troubleshooter, brave saint saturn, mxpx, the cooties,
SMILEY KIDS (RIP), flight 180, new found glory,
dashboard (i'm sorry) the temper tantrums, old school
supertones and insyderz, and i think that's it.
OPINIONS(S) ON BOLONEA(S): first off, it's spelled
b-o-l-o-g-n-a (go steph) secondly, i can not see how
people make such a big deal about how gross it is.
its nummy! people don't freak out about turkey or ham
do they? geesh.
AOL IM(S): fiveironfriend
OPINIONS(S)ON EMO(S): seriously folks, it will one day
take over. it's inevidable, some day you, yes you,
will like emo. there's no escaping. even you will
listen to it stina. even you.
OPINIONS(S) ON SKA(S): SKA IS THE GREATEST!!! don't
let anyone tell you differently without a grand slap
on the wrist. and to all you fat and lazy emo kids
out there who used to listen to ska and now sit there
and cry, just remember why you are here today.
because of ska.
FAV. LETTER(S) OF THE ALPHABET(S): i like the letter M
cos there's a whole site devoted to it, which really
convinced me to like it a whole bunch. F and W are
close behind.
FAV. 80'S BAND(S): journey and the ramones
FAV. LOCAL BANDS(S): SKA SKANK! the multi-purpose
guys rock, i've known propagation forever so i'll say
them (*propagation*), tripl3 thr3at is a really good
band, and so were highway 8 and the ruminations but
they have disbanded (haha). the drummer from that
darn eve is my neighbor so i'll say them and might as
well add epiphany cos dan talks to me. and eastern
standard is so incredibly emo it scares me, but
they're quite good, and well, there's always good ol'
ace!
FAV. LIL QUOTE(S): "Look!"
"Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The
mime next door went nuts."
"I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay.
It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here,
Stay!" He went insane."
"I have a friend named Dennis. Both of his parents
were midgets, but he isn't a midget. He's a
midget-dwarf. He's two inches tall. He's the one who
poses for trophies."
"For my birthday I got a humidifier and a
de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let
them fight it out. Then I filled my humidifier with
wax, and now my room is all shiny."
"Sorry, my mind was wandering. One time my mind went
all the way to Venus on mail order and I couldn't pay
for it."
"Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?"
"There's a pizza place near where I live that sells
only slices. In the back you can see a guy tossing a
triangle in the air."
"It's a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds
died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be
all confused."
"The sky is falling...no, I'm tipping over backwards."
(i don't know why, but i find this extremely funny)
"I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't
know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be
listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might
have written that." ... THERE'S MY EXCUSE!
