Connie's Coveted List of Pickup Lines
(You can't fail with these......trust me)
1. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
2. Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.
3. Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
4. What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.
5. Stand still so I can pick you up!
6. Do you have a band-aid? Cuz I skinned my knees when I fell for you.
7. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
8. I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
9. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
10. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
11. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
12. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
13. If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
14. Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.
15. Life without you is like a pencil without lead, pointless.
16. I think I've seen your picture somewhere. Oh yes, it was in the dictionary under SHA-BAM!
17. You're more beautiful than 100 pink flamingos on a golf course.
18. You're looking sharper than a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms that has been rolled up into a point, sprinkled with lemon juice and jabbed into someone's eye.
19. Say, did we go to different schools together?
20. Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and I'm all lost at sea.
21. I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the glass
22. Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
23. Pardon me, have you seen my missing Nobel Prize around here anywhere?
24. Your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
25. Is your name Summer? �Cause you are super hot.
26. Do you have a minute? No? Well I have two, you can take one of mine.
