Here it is, folks, the dorkiest picture in the history of the universe:

Yup, that's it. That would be me (one of the biggest dorks in the world) with glasses (which increases my dorkiness exponenially). Don't worry, they're just for reading, so i won't be totally dorky all of the time, just mostly dorky most of the time.
Me expressing my sentiments about my dork multiplying hardware.A not-so-well-aimed shot. Hey, I was taking these myself. If you can do better, good for you.
Thinking.Thinking some more, from the other side!
Pretending to do homework, but really taking stupid pictures of me in my stupid dorky glasses.A dorky picture, again not well aimed.
Dorky me, wearing my dorky glasses making a dorky face. If that's not scary, nothing is.Looking extra dorky with the computer in the backgroud. Incidentally, the stuff on the screen is from a winamp plugin called geiss. See below.
This is another shot from geiss. It is absolutely the best winamp plugin in the history of the universe. You can also get it as a screen saver. For those of you who don't know what a plugin is, or what winamp is, WHY NOT?!?!?! It appears I will have to educate you. Winamp is a wonderful program that plays mp3s. Plugins are even more wonderful little mini-programs that you can download and install that will take the music and make great designs on your screen that are actually based on the sound. They're a lot of fun. If you ever listen to mp3s, especially if you use winamp, you absolutely MUST get this plug-in! If you don't, I will be very angry at you. You can download geiss at http://classic.winamp.com/plugins/detail.jhtml?componentId=3089. Or, if you want the screen saver (which also auto-plays CDs and does the same thing) then go to http://www.geisswerks.com/geiss/index.html
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