Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Q: What's a man's idea of a romantic evening?
Q: What's the difference between a man and a chimpanzee?
Q: Why did the man cross the road?
Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
Q: What does PMS stand for?
Q: Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
Q: Why did god make man before woman?
(this one I got from Asaf Gery)
Sex on the bus
Two obviously Italian type men sit on the bus and engage in animated conversation. THE lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"No, I tell you... Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I pee twice. Then I come once more."
"You foul-mouthed wop swine." Retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, cool down lady, "said the man." I was only tellin' my friend here how to spell Mississippi."
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