BLONDE
JOKES 
A group of blondes walk
into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a
row of drinks for all of them. The gals lift their glasses and
toast, "Here's to 51 days!" and they proceed
to down their drinks.
The bartender says, "I
don't get it. Why in the world are you toasting 51 days?"
One of the blondes explains, "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle.
It had written on the box '2-4 years, but we finished it in 51
days!"
(This one I got from my sister Donna)
- Q:
HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE BUSY ALL DAY?
- A:
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
- Q:
How do you get a blonde to marry you?
- A:
Tell her she's pregnant.
- Q:
What will she ask you?
- A:
"Is it mine?"
- Q:
A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window
seat?
- A:
Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle
row.
- Q:
What is 68 to a blonde?
- A:
Where she goes down on you and you owe her one.
- Q:
Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
- A:
Because it said 'concentrate'.
- Q:
What's the difference between a light-bulb and a blond?
- A:
The light-bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on
- Q:
What's the difference between a blonde and a bitch?
- A:
A blonde will fuck anyone, a bitch will fuck anyone but you.
- Q:
What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
- A:
When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks
whining.
- Q:
Why is a blonde like Australia?
- A:
They're both down under, and no one cares.
- Q:
Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
- A:
She found out Big Ben is only a clock.
- Q:
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
- A:
Blondes screw in back seats, not in light-bulbs, silly.
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