SOCIAL SECURITY SEX

 

Ah Chong and Ah Kow were talking to each other. “So, how’s your sex life?”

“A-La_Mah! Nothing special. I’m having Social Security sex.”

“What! Social Security sex?”

“Ya la, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!”

 

 

LOUD SEX

 

A Huay went to see a therapist and said, “I’ve a big problem,, doctor. Every time we’re in bed and when my husband, Ah Kow, climaxes, he would let out this ear splitting yell.”

“My dear,” the doctor said, “that is completely normal. I don’t see what the problem is.”

“But,” she complained, “it wakes me up!”

 

QUIET SEX

 

Tired of a lifeless sex life, Ah Seow came right out and asked his wife Ah Ping during a recent lovemaking session, “How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?” She glanced at him casually and replied, “You’re always not at home. What!”

 

WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX

 

Ah Chwee and his wife, Ah Ngeow,  had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40^th wedding anniversary. Ah Chwee yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads:

‘ Here Lies My Wife, Ah Ngeow – Cold As Ever’. ”

“Well,” she replies, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone reads:

‘Here Lies My Husband, Ah Chwee – Stiff At Last.”