A chauvinistic man was trying to settle some agreements with his fiancée before they got married. He said with a serious note, “As a man, I am the master of the family. I have absolute freedom of movement. I would not tolerate any question about my whereabouts whether day or night. Understand?”

To her chauvinistic fiancé, the lady came with a very witty and cool answer. She gracefully replied, “I’m OK with your request except I have one of my own. I would make love exactly 9:00pm every night whether you’re at home or not. Hear it?”