Ah Huay and Ah Lien go golfing together all the time. One day Ah Huay asked Ah Lien, ”why is it that I never get nothing but you always seem to hit the ball to the hole.” Ah Lien said, “Well every morning, I pull the covers back and see which side my husbands penis is laying. If it's on the right I hit the ball to the right side. If it's on the left I hit to the left. Ah Huay said, “Oh, I see but what do you do if it's standing straight up.” Ah Lien replied “ Wa Lau! Buay Ta Han. WHO WANT'S TO GO GOLFING IF IT’S STANDING!!!.”
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road.
He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed
her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a
look and nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg. The nun
looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"
The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove
his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.
Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun
once again Said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once again the priest
apologized. "Sorry sister, but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance, and
went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked
up psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find
glory."
MORAL OF THE STORY: Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a
great opportunity!