Date: Thursday, February 26, 2004
One day a little boy goes to his Mother
and asks her, "Mom, do honies have legs?"
The Mother replies, "Why are you asking me this?" to which the little
boy answers, "Because every night when I go to bed, I hear Dad say 'Honey,
open your legs' "
I like your thinking!
One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now
class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you
tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plumb and
red." Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely
ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple." The
teacher replied, "No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking."
Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy,and colored red and brownish." Well,
Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on
him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy. "Is it a peach?"
Billy asks. "No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like your
thinking," the teacher replys. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and
fairly hard." By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand
frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally. "A
banana," she says. "No," the teacher replies, "it's a
squash, but I like your thinking." Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he
speaks up loudly. "Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand
in my pocket. Okay, I've got it: it's round, hard, and it got a head on
it." "Johnny!" she cries. "That's disgusting!"
"Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a quarter, but I like your
thinking!"
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