Date: Wednesday, February 25, 2004

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Singalella why become rich

Koo char ooo chee-ay char bor kio Singalella. She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the sister all damn kuai lan, so she quite chiar lat oso. Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah leh. Every day must cook lah, clean lah, simeek sai mah pao kah liao lor. If her sister say liak kar chuak she liak. If her marder say chiak kow sai she must chiak kow sai y'knor? Tak jit cho kah tau heen. CPF oso cannot smell.

But then ah, the kay piak eh ah pek got one son call Ah Ming got party so he say,"oeh, long chong keah." Singalella very happy because she never go party one but then ah her marder say, "You where can, this one only your sister got standard."

Then Singalella must cho sui for her sister and marder, tap pai how. That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee. Her neighbour came over and ask, "Eh, an chua boh kee yio?". So Singalella say, "I wan, but they say cannot, so boh pian." She never expect but the neighbour say, "Aiyah, go lah, I give you money."

So Singalella pang sai, brush teef and chang chui, after that look very different, quickly change and run to opposite, already 11 o clock leh. At the party Ah Ming also quite tired because the char bor all not happening. Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.

Just when Ah Ming told himself,"aiyah see pay chiar lat" Singalella came in. Ah Ming straight away lau nuar. "Wah lau eh, see pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai." Ah Ming say to Singalella, "eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee cho fliend!". Singalella say OK but Ah Ming was like octopus, forever touch here and there. But then just it was 12 o clock and one ah pek die on the dance floor. He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number.

So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok y'knor, eearrr chee pak ban, so she pay back the kay piak eh lau kay poh and then kah kee cho seng leek. Simeek kuan eh seng leek wah mana eh chai.

Li Bai's Poem

The Chinese version

Chuan chien ming ye kuan
ti sia yi sang xuan
chi toa wang ming ye
ti toa sze ku xian

The full-blown version (in refined English)

The moon light is pouring down on my bedside
like white frost spreading on the ground
I look up the bright round moon in the sky
and lower my head thinking of my dear hometown

--Li Bai

And here's the Singlish version #1

Bedfront Moon Bright Bright
Think is Floor White White
Lift Head see Moon Moon
Bow Head Miss Home Home....

-- Li Ah Beng

Singlish version #2

Bedfront see moon moon
think is one snow snow
lift head see moon-moon
head down think home-home

Li Bai (II)

Bedfront Orrr Pi Sai (pick nose)
Think Think Go Pang Sai (go shit)
Look up in the sky
Poem is a waste of time

Latest Reservist Army version

Bedfront Lauuuuu Bark Sai (Tears drop)
Think Think have to go Excercise (Reservist mobilization)
Drop dead look into the sky (Run until no breathe)
Tong Call Sia Lang Chai (My heartache nobody knows)

-- Li Pang Sai

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