Would she use my golf clubs

Sally asked her husband Bill, "If I died, would you marry again?" He replied, "I would!" She then asked, "And would you let her come into my house?" Bill again replied, "I would!" "Would she be working in my kitchen?" He replied, "She would!" Her next question was, "Would she sleep in my bed?" Again, Bill's reply remained the same. Sally tried again. "Would she have my BMW?" Again, he gave her an affirmative response. Finally, she asked, "Would she use my golf clubs?" Bill's quick reply was, "DEFINITELY NOT!" "Why not?" she quickly asked finally seeing hope. He replied quietly, "She's left-handed."

Using the wrong club

Bill met Ralph one day after work at the local drinking establishment. "Did you hear that my exclusive golf club fined me $50 for hitting my wife Sally with a 9-iron?" moaned Bill. Ralph nodding his head sadly said, "Really? Was it for conduct unbecoming a gentleman?" Bill responded as expected, "No, it was for using the wrong club."

Small world

Two golfers were being held up as the twosome of women in front of them whiffed shots, hunted for lost balls and stood over putts for what seemed like hours. "I'll ask if we can play through," Bill said as he strode toward the women. Twenty yards from the green, however, he turned on his heel and went back to where his companion was waiting. "Can't do it," he explained, sheepishly. "One of them is my wife and the other's my mistress!""I'll ask," said Ralph. He started off, only to turn and come back before reaching the green. "What's wrong?" Bill asked. Ralph replied, "Small world, isn't it?"

Which course

Bill, Ralph, and Fred gathered for a round of golf on Mother's Day. The men were quite surprised at being "let go" for the day, and each wanted to know how the other got away from their wife. Fred said, "I purchased a dozen red roses for my wife, and she was so happy that she let me go." Ralph said, "I purchased a diamond ring for my wife, and she was so thrilled with me that she let me go." Bill said, "I woke up this morning, rolled over, looked at my wife, and said to her: `Golf course or inter-course,' and she said: 'I'll put your clubs in the car'."