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Yamaha called his boss and said:
"Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach
ache, leg hurt, I not come work."
The boss says: "Yamaha I really
need you today. When I feel sick like this I go to my wife and tell her to give
me sex. That makes me feel
better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Three women always hang their laundry
out in the backyard. When it rains, however, the laundry
always get wet. All the laundry, that is,
except for
Thanh's. The other two women wonder why Thanh never has her laundry out on the days that it rains.
So one day, they are all out in the backyard
putting their clothes on the line when one of the women says to Thanh, "Say, how come when it rains, your laundry is
never out?"
"Well," says Thanh, "when I wake up in the morning, I look over at
Dung. If his willy is
hanging over his right leg, I know it's going to be a
great day, and I can hang out the wash. If his willy is hanging over his left leg, I know it's going
to rain, so I don't hang out the washing."
"What if he has an erection?"
asks one of the women. "Honey," says Thanh,
"on a day like that, where
got time to do the laundry."
A wife decides to take her husband to a
strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says,
"Hey, Dung! How ya doin'?" His
wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh,
no," says Dung. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated,
a waitress asks
Dung if he'd like his usual and brings
over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,
"How did she know that you
drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey.
We share lanes with them." A stripper then comes over to their table,
throws her
arms around Dung, and says "Hi Dung. Want your usual table dance,
big boy?" Dung 's wife, now furious, grabs her
purse and storms out of the
club. Dung follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can
slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the
stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having
none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him
every name in the book. The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks
like you picked up a real
bitch tonight, Dung."
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