Date: Monday, Mach 1, 2004

 

Toi Khoe

 

It was the first visit in Vietnam and Socolo was sitting in a cart enjoying the beautiful scenery in the countryside. Suddenly his cart was struck by a car at an intersection. Both Socolo and the horse were injured. Socolo sued the driver. In court, he was cross-examined by the driver's lawyer:
Lawyer: "Mr. Socolo, you've told us all about your injuries. But according to the accident report, you told the investigating officer at the scene that you were not injured at all?"
Socolo: Well, let me explain. When the police officer arrived at the scene, he first looked at my horse. He said 'xem nhu, no bi thuong nang roi. (Looks like he was seriously injured.)' and then he took out his gun and shot the horse. He then came up to me with the gun still in his hand and asked me, “Anh co bi thuong khong? (Are you OK?)”. I of course immediately said, "Toi Khoe! (I'm fine!)".

 

 

Not so dumb after all

 

One day a blonde is sitting on a plane next to one of those annoying, pushy businessmen. He asks her if she would like to play a game. She politely declines, but the man explains the game to her anyway.
He says, "It goes like this: I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong you will give me $5, and vice-versa."
She says no again, and tries to fall asleep.
The man tries harder, saying, "Aw, come on. I'll give you $50 for each question. Or how about $500?"
At that number, the blonde agrees.
The businessman explains again, "If you get my question wrong you give me $5. And when you ask the question, and I get it wrong, I will pay you $500.
"Got it," she replies.
He asks, "Who was the sixth president?" She admits she doesn't know and gives him $5.
Now it's her turn, and she says, "What has purple legs, five arms and only two yellow teeth?"
The businessman doesn't know - he uses his laptop, checks the Internet, e-mails his friends. No one knows the answer. So he gives her $500.00.
Then, as they're landing he asks her, "What was that thing anyway?"
She thinks a few minutes, hands him $5 and walks off the plane.

 

 

A 40X cup holder

 

Caller : "Hello, is this Tech Support?"
Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"
Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?"
Tech: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"
Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."
Tech :"Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am. Did you receive this as a part of a promotion, at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?"
Caller : "It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a promotion. It just has "40X" on it."

 

 

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