The Girls From Leisure Suit Larry
II
BARBARA BIMBO
Game Appearance: Leisure Suit Larry II
Location: K-ROD Studio for The Dating Connection
Physical Characteristics: long black wavy hair, provocatively
dressed
Occupation: unknown
Interests: computer programming, creating unusual milkshakes,
tantalizing elderly men, industrial-grade blenders, RS-232 interfacing
Barbara can easily be described as a woman lacking
intelligence, mainly because she is from Airhead, California.
She talks with the words "like" and "you know"
in an unnecessary fashion, a sign of a low vocabulary. Some of
her interests, like blenders and milkshakes, are often viewed
as unusual. Her dislikes include international conflicts and the
aroma of rosin-core solder. She is easily attracted to men who
would do anything for her. She appears on a dating game show called
The Dating Connection. The male contestants on the show are Davie
Blair, Larry Laffer (by accident), and A.P. Wire. Each of the
men compete to try to win Barbara for a date.
One of her questions includes what kind of flower would she be
if she were a flower and what kind of insect would the guy be
if he were an insect. Another is about what would the guy do if
their car were to break down. For every question, Davie and A.P.
give creative answers without hesitation. Larry, on the other
hand, makes a fool out of himself on live television as he stammers
and hesitates to gives clear answer. In the end, Barbara tries
to decide on bachelors #1 and #3 while ignoring Larry, who is
bachelor #2.
Yet, there is a surprise. When she makes her decision at the end,
she says, "I've made my decision, you know, too." Everyone,
including the host Biff Barf, misinterprets and thinks she is
picking bachelor #2. Larry is overly joyed to actually win the
dating game even if nobody expects it. However, Barbara is so
mad about it that she immediately refuses to go on a cruise with
Larry, which is the prize on the show. He doesn't know about it
until he actually boards the U.S.S. Love Tub, where he meets not
Barbara Bimbo, but worse: her mother.
GUEST HOUSEMAID
Game Appearance: Leisure Suit Larry II
Location(s): Guest house of a resort on an unknown Pacific island
Physical Characteristics: black hair, slender, pretty
Occupation: maid
Interests: unknown
When Larry Laffer wanders around through a resort on
a mysterious island in the Pacific, he finds his way to a guest
room. Soonafter, the maid enters to tell him that she is available
for service. While he could try to score with her, Larry refuses.
After all, he wouldn't want anyone to come in and interrupt, like
her brother Carlos.
THE HENCHETTES
Game Appearance: Leisure Suit Larry II
Location(s): USS Love Tub, nude beach, airport terminal, and Dr.
Nonookee's lair
Physical Characteristics: sexy and luscious
Occupation: agents for Dr. Nonookee
Interests: unknown
Dr. Nonookee, an evil scientist, employs a few individuals
to help carry out his plan. Instead of hiring henchmen, he hires
henchwomen. However, these women, whom he calls the "Henchettes,"
are not naturally bad. He hypnotizes them to be bad and follow
his every order. Everything goes well until Larry unknowingly
possesses top secret information. He sends his Henchettes out
to catch him and bring him back to headquarters.
During Larry's adventure in which he unknowingly escapes the clutches
of the KGB, he encounters these beauties. Each one is tempting
to get close to, as any man would discover. Larry first meets
a blond woman in a white bikini aboard the USS Love Tub. While
lying down and getting a sun tan, Larry sees this woman, who offers
to give him a good time if he follows her. Somehow, he gets suspicious
and ignores her when she leaves. After getting shipwrecked, Larry
goes to a nude beach. Another pretty woman asks him to follow
her, but he lets her go. Then Larry encounters another woman in
an airport terminal. With her lovely black hair, she sits near
the airport barber shop waiting for Larry. Despite the temptation,
Larry doesn't follow her.
He finally sees them again when he accidentally storms into Dr.
Nonookee's volcano headquarters. While dizzy, Larry presses some
buttons on a control panel. A powerful gun emerges from the floor
and fires rapidly. One shot breaks a pillar and eventually kills
Dr. Nonookee. The Henchettes immediately forget about being evil
and return to being their own selves again. They ever return to
their native ways by ripping their tops off. They carry him to
the helicopter bay, but accidentally drop him. They all return
to the village of Nontoonyt natives safe and sound as the wedding
of Larry and Kalalau commences.
KALALAU
Game Appearance(s): Leisure Suit Larry II, Leisure
Suit Larry III
Location(s): Beach, village, and house on Nontoonyt Island
Physical Characteristics: beautiful, black hair, tanned
Occupation: unknown
Interests: love
Kalalau is a native girl on Nontoonyt Island and the
daughter of Chief Keneewauwau. She is just like any other native
girl who lives a primitive sort of life, although her village
has borrowed technology from modern society. She meets Larry Laffer
on the beach when he explores the island. It's love at first sight.
In fact, they agree to get married if Larry could defeat Dr. Nonookee.
It is strange that Larry dreams of her as he boards the USS Love
Tub even if he doesn't meet her yet. Anyhow, Larry kills the doctor
and saves the village. They have a wedding ceremony that includes
spinning to get dizzy and throwing pie in each other's faces.
After getting married, they frollick on the beach to celebrate
their new love.
Later, Nontoonyt Island becomes more modern with buildings constructed.
Just as Larry smiles about seeing the change, he is in for a real
shock. Kalalau leaves him for a woman named Bobbi. Apparently,
Larry doesn't please her as much as she would like. Kalalau orders
him to leave and never return. With much grief, Larry leaves the
house which becomes Kalalau's immediately after.
K-ROD RECEPTIONIST
Game Appearance: Leisure Suit Larry II
Location: Front desk of K-ROD Studios
Physical Characteristics: slightly messy, dull-looking
Occupation: receptionist
Interests: unknown
There is not much known about this individual, except
the fact that she is dull and stupid. She seems to find amusement
just from bubble gum. She does meet Larry briefly, and that is
when she exhibits a lack of intelligence. Larry comes in to ask
about a lottery television show. She can only let the lottery
winner into the studio. However, she doesn't have her glasses
with her. To Larry's advantage, she verbally recalls the winning
numbers first. Therefore, he repeats those numbers, and she believes
him to be the winner. From there, Larry tries to win some money
on TV.
MOLTO LIRA CLERK
Game Appearance: Leisure Suit Larry II
Location: Molto Lira in Los Angeles
Physical Characteristics: lovely face, sensuous hair, radiant
smile
Occupation: clothing store clerk
Interests: unknown
The clerk of Molto Lira, whose name is unknown, sells
suits and swimsuits for overly high prices due to inflation. Larry
comes into the store and buys a swimsuit using a one-million dollar
bill he won from the Lucky Lotto television show. Fortunately,
she is willing and able to break the one million dollars. As a
result, Larry affords the blue spandex swimsuit and receives a
large wad of dollar bills as change. He doesn't talk to her much,
but at least he gets money he can actually spend elsewhere.
MUSIC STORE CLERK
Game Appearance: Leisure Suit Larry II
Location: Ye Olde Ethnomusicology Shoppe in Los Angeles
Physical Characteristics: sexy, lovely smile
Occupation: music store clerk
Interests: unknown
The clerk in Ye Olde Ethnomusicology Shoppe is another
unnamed woman whom Larry encounters in Los Angeles. At first,
he sees the store closed, but later, he finds it open. He enters
and talks to the Latin American woman. Although she speaks only
Spanish, Larry attempts to try some pick-up lines in her language.
They turn out to be insults instead of pick-up lines because he
doesn't know Spanish too well. Despite that, the woman seems to
become interested in him. Larry continues his flirting until she
tells him about an onklunk with top secret information inside,
which she gives to Larry. He takes it only because he has no idea
what she's saying to him. He leaves the store with the vital top
secret information.
Soonafter Larry leaves, a man in a white leisure suit resembling
Larry enters the store. He goes up to the clerk for the onklunk.
That is when she realizes her mistake. She ended up giving the
onklunk to the wrong person. She thought Larry was the contact
to give the information to because of the white suit and the bad
pick-up lines. To avoid getting into trouble with Dr. Nonookee,
the clerk and the contact agree to hunt down Larry for the onklunk.
PASSIONATE PATTI
Game Appearance(s): Leisure Suit Larry II, Leisure
Suit Larry III
Location(s): Dr. Nonookee's lair, Nontoonyt Resort, wandering
Nontoonyt Island, traveling across America
Physical Characteristics: sexy, black hair, slender, tall, lovely
face
Occupation: pianist
Interests: music, love, passionate romance
The first time that Larry meets her is when he storms
into Dr. Nonookee's headquarters in the volcano on Nontoonyt Island.
Patti plays the piano at the time. She is only there to let everyone
know that she will appear later in Larry's adventures. The mystery
that remains is why she is called Polyester Patti at the time,
how she gets the name, why is she blonde at the time, and what
makes her decide to change to Passionate Patti.
Larry meets her again in the piano room in the Nontoonyt Resort.
He desperately asks her out on a date, but there are things that
she wants first. Larry needs to be single, so he shows her a divorce
decree after finalizing his divorce from Kalalau. He also works
out to flatten his beer belly. Finally, he takes some flowers
from a cave and weaves a lei to give to Patti. She finally agrees
to meet him in her penthouse apartment.
That night, the two drink wine and end up making passionate love.
Both of them enjoy it very much and vow in their minds to never
leave each other. Patti vows to leave her boyfriend Arnold to
be with Larry. However, Larry hears her whisper Arnold's name
and thinks she was thinking of someone else. Traumatized, he leaves
her and enters the jungles of Nontoonyt Island. She wakes up to
find him gone. With strong feelings for Larry, she heads out into
the jungle.
She traverses the bamboo jungle, jumps off a cilff, crosses a
chasm, and rides a long down a river. She gets knocked out and
captured by Amazonian women. She wakes up in a cage and is happy
to see Larry with her. They need to escape, so she uses a magic
marker to draw a door in midair. After going through it, they
fall out of the game and into Sierra Studios where they are filming
Police Quest, Space Quest II, and King's Quest IV. She meets her
software hero Roberta Williams, who allows her and Larry to stay
in a mountain cabin she has.
QUICKIE-MART STORE CLERK
Game Appearance: Leisure Suit Larry II
Location: Quiki-Mart in Los Angeles
Physical Characteristics: blonde, young
Occupation: liquor store owner
Interests: unknown
The clerk is a typical Southern woman armed with six-shooters
in case somebody attempts to rob her store. Larry tries one attempt
to flirt with her, but with no luck. Upon visiting her store,
he buys a lottery ticket. Later he returns to buy a large container
of soda for the cruise on the U.S.S. Love Tub.
STEWARDESSES
Game Appearance: Leisure Suit Larry II
Location: Airplane flying over the Pacific
Physical Characteristics: pretty
Occupation: stewardesses
Interests: unknown
There is nothing special about the stewardesses on
the airplane that Larry boards to escape the KGB. They do their
job as usual, letting passengers know about the emergency breathing
systems that shouldn't be used because of a prank involving a
gas other than oxygen. They also serve drinks, although Larry
keeps nearly getting crushed by two drink carts in front and behind
him. Fortunately, after giving a pamphlet to Kenny, the annoying
guy seated next to him, the stewardesses no longer come out with
drinks.