| Action | Points |
| Get whisky | 1 |
| Give whisky to drunk | 2 |
| Get rose | 1 |
| Read bathroom walls | 2 |
| Use toilet | 1 |
| Get ring | 3 |
| Use remote | 3 |
| Change channels several times | 8 |
| Get candy | 2 |
| Get hammer | 3 |
| Get out of cab (first time) | 1 |
| Buy apple | 3 |
| Get disco pass | 1 |
| Sit on whoopie cushion | 1 |
| Look at phone book | 1 |
| Dial 555-6969 | 2 |
| Take magazine | 1 |
| Read Magazine | 1 |
| Get wine | 1 |
| Ask about condom | 4 |
| Give wine to drunk | 5 |
| Answer phone | 5 |
| Dial 209-683-6858 | 5 |
| Get in dance club | 5 |
| Sit with girl | 1 |
| Look at girl | 1 |
| Dance with girl | 5 |
| Talk with girl | 1 |
| Give girl rose | 5 |
| Give girl candy | 5 |
| Give girl ring | 5 |
| Give girl money | 7 |
| Talk to flasher | 1 |
| Buy wedding | 12 |
| Turn on radio | 1 |
| Dial 555-8039 | 5 |
| Cut rope | 10 |
| Take rope | 3 |
| Put on condom | 10 |
| Have sex with hooker | 11 |
| Remove condim | 1 |
| Get pills | 8 |
| Give girl pills | 5 |
| Push button | 5 |
| Get doll | 5 |
| Blow up doll | 5 |
| Make love to doll | 8 |
| Give girl apple | 40 |