* Charmaine & Caitlyn's Fun Page *

featuring jokes, knock-knocks, and many many more...


Charmaine & Caitlyn’s World of Jokes
? Where do people never get enough to eat? 
     Hungary.

? Where do cows go for their holidays?
     Moo York.

? Why did the egg go into the jungle?
     Because it was an eggsplorer.

? Would you like me to help you with your science homework?
No, thanks Dad.  I’d rather get it wrong on my own.


 
Charmaine & Caitlyn's Knock Knocks
Knock knock! 
Who’s there?
Witches 
Witches who?
Witches the way home?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Jamaica
Jamaica who? 
Jamaica mistake?

Knock knock! 
Who’s there?
Oslo
Oslo who?
Oslo down, what’s the hurry?

Knock knock! 
Who’s there?
Norma Lee
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I have to be at school on Mondays but today I’ve got a day off.

Knock knock! 
Who’s there?
Hawaii
Hawaii who?
Fine until you turned up.

Knock knock! 
Who’s there?
Colin
Colin who?
Colin the doctor, I feel awful!

Knock knock! 
Who’s there?
Rabbit
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up nicely, it’s a birthday present.

Knock knock! 
Who’s there?
Howell
Howell who?
Howell you have your bacon, grilled or fried?

Knock knock! 
Who’s there?
Doughnut
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open the door to strangers!

Knock knock! 
Who’s there?
Sid
Sid who?
Sid down and have a cup of tea!

Knock knock! 
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for the party!

Knock knock! 
Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito!

Knock knock! 
Who’s there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you !!!

Knock knock! 
Who’s there?
Dismay
Dismay who?
Dismay be a joke but it does’nt make me laugh.

Knock knock! 
Who’s there?
Alison
Alison who?
Alison to my radio.

Knock knock! 
Who’s there?
Kanga
Kanga who?
No, kangaroo!

Knock knock! 
Who’s there?
Isabel
Isabel who?
Isabel really necessary when there’s a knocker?

Knock knock! 
Who’s there?
Watson
Watson who?
Watson the TV?

Knock knock! 
Who’s there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you!

Knock knock! 
Who’s there?
Alec
Alec who?
Alec a nice bowl of cereal for my breakfast.

Knock knock! 
Who’s there?
Noise
Noise who?
Noise to see you!

Knock knock! 
Who’s there?
A little old lady
A little old lady who?
I did’nt know you can yoddle?

Knock knock! 
Who’s there?
Fletcher
Fletcher who?
Fletcher self go!

Knock knock! 
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows go moo…not who!

Knock knock! 
Who’s there?
Stu
Stu who?
Stu late to be asking questions.

 

*** Hello !!! ***

Grandpa Luis, Grandma Luming, Tito Abner, Tita Mary, Ate Agatha, AJ, Ninang Beth, Tito Lawrence, Tita Auring, Laura, Laurna, Ninang Cora, Tito Noli, Ninang Linda, Ate Lelay, Ninong Arnel and Lauren Ashley.......
 
 

***  We'd like to say Hi !!! ***

To Tatay Romie & Nanay Tessie // Tito Tito, Tita Tercy/ Kuya Gerry, Ate Luningning, & Jhon Jherick/ Kuya Jonathan & John Christopher/ Ate Mary Anne, Kuya Alfonso, Adrian Allen & Amiel Andrew/ Ate Tess, Kuya Reynaldo, Mark Kevin & John Michael/ Ate Vicky, Kuya Rommel, Christian Arvi & Prince Rovi/ Ate Tina, Kuya Mark Dave, Justine Danielle, Kimberly Grace & Noeren Paul/ Kuya Dayon, Ate Sharon, Ate Shiela, Kuya Jeffrey, Shaira // Tito Manuel, Tita Myrna, Ate Mailyn, Kuya Miller, Ate Teresa, Ate Minerva, Ate Michelle and Kuya Emmanuel // Tito Tony, Tita Lita, Ate Arlene, Kuya Ian, Kuya CJ & Ate Leanne // Tito Romie, Tita Rose, Ate Roxanne, Ate Stephanie, Kuya Ryan, Ate Regina & James // Tito Waldo, Ninang Linda, Ate Bevs // Tito Lito, Tita Jane, Ate Lotus & Ate Janna // Ninong Nato, Tita Paz, Francis & Melody // Tito Gary, Ninang Merle, Glenn & Kyle // Tito David, Ninang Rose and Sebastian......
 

  *** We love all our relatives around the world. ***

Our Grandpas & Grandmas…Lola Pinang, Lolo Felicing & Lola Gloria, Lolo Celing & Lola Lina, Lola Taling & Lolo Mar, Lolo Ruding (pogi) & Lola Zeny, Lola Feling & Lolo Billy & Lola Nene. ***To Our Uncles and Aunts…Tito Anghia & Tita Renee, Tito Roly & Tita Bing, Tito Conrad & Tita Aurora, Tito Rene & Tita Chona, Tita Alice & Tito Albert, Tita Beth & Tito Rodney, Tito Benjie & Tita Jennie, Tito Nilo & Tita Lory, Tito Butch & Tita Isabel, Tita Owen & Tito Marthon, Tita Osel & Tito Danny, Tito Denden & Tita Jennifer, Tito Wilmer & Tita Josie, Tito Windy & Tita Belle, Tito Bongbong & Tita Arlene, Tito Wonwon, Tita Vidian & Tito Tony, Tita Metsue & Tito Vic, Tita Vellie, Tito Jembong & Tita Anna, Tita Sherill, Tito Jojo, Tita Jijette, Tita Janice & Tito Candido, Tito Jerwin, Tita Cheche & Tito Randall. ***To all our second cousins…Jay & Maricon, Jean & Ernest, Jong & Ginny, Jot, Dennis Kim, Mikshane, John Ken, Florence, Clarice, Chester, Christene, Carl John, Chestnut, Raymond Almond, Ricky Feliciano, Alvin Jay, Allan james, Alexander John, Anjelica Joy, Joseph Maria Andrew, Alyssa, Audry, Hanna Mae, Heidi Mae, Harvie Maison, Lornil, Carl Jerome, Ivan Rae, Ron Ivan, Rossian, Marvin Louie, Ma. Anna Paulina, Marty Angelo, Claudine Joan, Joan Claude, Claire Donnica, Cherise Danielle, Jeremy Clark, Justin Dale, Denzel John, Dione Joshua, Paolo Marco Anthony, Jes Camille, Joyce Celine, Phil Martin, Paul Ryan, Windy JR, Natalie Mae, Anton, Carl Carlos, Talitha, Diane, Ritchie Boy, Adrian Nathaniel, Matthew Victor, Jessica Marie, Aaron James, James Rodney, Diella Janina, And to our nephews and nieces…Justin & Jasmin. And to everyone that we miss specially the new editions in the Buzon clan.
 


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