The Official Anarchist Youth Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about anarchist youths, REAL ANARCHIST YOUTHS.  This site is awesome.    My name is Jack and I can't stop thinking about anarchist youth.  These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Anarchist youths are mammals.

2.    Anarchist youths post on the internet ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the anarchist youths is to kick off and smash the state.

Weapons and gear:

Keyboard                   Molotov   

Anarchist Youth Outfit

Testimonial:

Anarchist Youths put stickers anywhere they want!  Anarchist Youths cut off cops heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These guys are so crazy and awesome that they kick off ALL the time.  I heard that there was this anarchist youth who was eating at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon the anarchist youth put stickers over the whole town.  My friend Mikhail said that he saw an anarchist youth totally argue with some kid just because the kid was selling Socialist Worker.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that anarchist youths have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will talk about you on the internet!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Anarchist youths are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Anarchist youths are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start making stickers next year.  I love anarchist youths with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about anarchist youths?

A: Anarchist youths are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they want to smash the state, but on the other hand, anarchist youths are small and skinny.

Q: I heard that anarchist are always middle class or lifestylist.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, anarchist youths can be working class militants OR middle class lifestylists. 

Q: What do anarchist youths do when they're not putting up stickers or kicking off?

A: Most of their free time is spent on the internet, but sometime they get drunk.  (Ask Mikhail if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my best friend Mikhail showing off.

He's a lot older than me and almost done with growing a beard,

which is bragable.