I want a trademark.
by waste
I was watching a movie. A good movie called silence of the lambs. I got to watching this movie and they got to the part where they said something or other that 'cutting the skin off of the pesons body' was their calling card, their symbol, or whatever it's called. As the movie went on, we got to the dude who ate people. That was his way. Later on, i was thinking to myself, what would my symbol be. My calling card. My trademark. I would never take the life of another human being. I think it is ignorant and wastefull. However, i would think the ideal of leaving a trademark symbol would be neat. I could not think of something effective to be my trademark. It was suggest to cut off someones nipples, but i dont want to be known as 'matt the nippler.' That doesnt seem ideal to me. I need a good trademark. Then it hit me. i could be called the owl. I would take peoples heads and somehow find a way to twist them around. Their head would be facing backwards. It's beautiful. What kind of sick and twisted person would do this to a human you would think? Turning their heads backwards? It's artistic. Think of the many different names i could be called. Think of the confusion and terror it would bring. Think how many wives would stay at home not wanting their heads to be twisted. The future of amerika is counting on you! Twist heads!
Who would be my victims? I can't pick on prostitues, everyone does that. Women are usually the likely target of serial killers. I wouldn't pick children. They're so cute and innocent. Hmm. Maybe i could stalk and twist ex-felons. Ah yes. That is it. I would stalk kiddie molesters and rapist. I would blame the justice system for not giving them harsh enough punishment and that i must take justice into my hands. It's perfect. The government made me a serial killer for their lack of abilitiy to punish criminals correctly. Beautiful.
Silence of the lambs is a very good movie. It got me thinking of things. I suggest you watch and email me what your sick trademarks would be. And please amerika, dont kill anyone after reading this you morons.