Don't shoot, i'm white.
by Waste
It was a lunch day at school. We were up to the usuall. Shoplifted lunches, someone smoking pot behind the skate ramp, everyone smoking cigs, enjoying the breeze of a fine winter afternoon. It was the good ole days, before they closed our campus because due to what i think that our school wanted more money by forcing us to eat in the cafteria or concession stand. For some reason they raised the prices of the lunch by a nickel seeing how we basically had no other options. But thats not important. We were sitting down on bench maybe, no standing up grinding down the poles to kill time. Then the cops drove by. You see, the cops dont like our little group of people. We tend to light stuff on fire and/or blow it up. And they're always pissed cause they can never catch us in the act. It was a good school day. So what do the cops do? They sit there and hide and wait for people under 18 to smoke so they can bust them. How pathetic of my tax dollars to be wasted on some cop who has nothing better to do than keep the streets safe of kiddie smokers. They cruise the streets before and after school, hoping that someones radio will be to loud, or that someone will do a rolling stop at a stop sign. Cops suck. Sort of. It's good that they would protect me from evil robber people i guess. Or that they might solve a crime everynow and then.
But this isnt about the police, this is about lunch. The greatest thing of all day. High school lunch. High school lunch you see, people got in fights, they got stoned, they stole so they could afford to get stoned, it was probally one of the greatest moments in my life. All the rednecks would drive by with their loud trucks, that sucked. REDNECKS SUCK. Lunch was good. Then one day, the moment happened. The fuzz drove by and started being pricks. 'We dont want no kiddie smokers' it seemed all they would say. So as they pulled off from harrasing us, a young,loud,and millitant voice yelled 'dont shoot, i'm white.' The fuzz pulled around, demanded who said that and continued to be the pigs that they are, in trying to figure out dared insulted their supreme, ultimate selves. It was a good lunch day. Free food and the cops still suck.