BRO. BOB's NEWSLETTER

Greetings all ye sentient beings!
(If you don't know what a sentient being is, I'm not talking to you.)

A lot of people ask me, "..............<>....".
This usually means that I have dumbfounded them with a barrage of
intellectual and philosophical jargon mixed with small, but relative Truths
about the universe and our particular meaning in it.  After the first couple
truths though, people's minds usually shut down and they get this blank look
of amazement (or confusion) on their faces.
Thats alright.  Men and Women are not supposed to know all the truths about
the universe.  Its some giant prank where God* lets people question the
universe, then puts out all kinds of misleading hints and clues which,
granted, have truth hidden in them, but most people only look on the surface
and never delve into real meanings, SO.. when people die and actually get
the inside track on how things work, God* enjoys seeing the look on their
faces.

( * God in the previous section refers to the all-present force of creation
and not some supposedly transcendent overlord who has to fight opponents for
control. )

So, for a deeper explanation of these small, but relevant truths, check out
this URL

http://www.telapex.com/~graywlkr/pagan.htm

Don't be distracted by the pagan.htm part, it is relevant to all sentient
beings (I'm still not talking to those who don't know what a sentient being
is.).

So, with that done, here is something you might find interesting and
comical.  :



Environmentalist vs God
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God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was faced with a class
action suit for failure to file an environmental impact statement. He
was granted a temporary permit for the project, but was stymied with
the cease and desist order for the earthly part.

Appearing at the hearing, God was asked why he began his earthly
project in the first place. He replied that he just liked to be
creative.

Then God said, "Let there be light", and immediately the officials
demanded to know how the light would be made. Would there be strip
mining ? What about thermal pollution? God explained that the light
would come from a huge ball of fire. God was granted provisional
permission to make light, assuming that no smoke would result from
the ball of fire: that he would obtain a building permit; and to
conserve energy, would turn the light off half the time. God agreed
and said he would call the light "Day" and the darkness "Night".
Officials replied that they were not interested in semantics.

God said, "Let the earth bring forth green herb and bare much seed".
The EPA agreed so long as native seed was used. Then God said, Let waters
bring forth creeping creatures begetting life; and the fowl
that may fly over the earth". Officials pointed out this would
require approval from The Department of Game coordinated with the
Heavenly Wildlife Federation and the Audubongelic Society.

Everything was O.K. until God said he wanted to complete the project
in Six days. Officials said it would take at least 200 days to
review the application and impact statement. After that there would
be a public hearing. Then there would be a 10-12 month approval
period before...

At this point God created Hell.



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Well, don't forget to come by the Choices web site and send me a question or
two.  Sign Bro. Bob's guest book and let me know what you're thinking.. or
at least let me know that you are thinking.

Until Dash plays on the Televangelist Network,

Bro. Bob Munney
for Choices