The Date is January something of 1998, the year the shit hits the fan!
Yes, people, 1998 is the beginning of the end. This year I predict terrible natural disasters and even worse wars.. or skirmishes or conflicts, whatever they want to call them. What can you do to survive?
Follow the Commandments!
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Bro. Bob's Commandments
1. Thou shalt not be an asshole.
Be considerate to your fellow human beings. Be courteous if not kind.
2. Thou shalt not judge.
Do not ridicule someone who is different. Don't be pissy to someone just because they have different values and ideas, they may be right.
If you don't like the way I'm living, just leave this Long Haired Country
Boy alone!
3. Thou shalt not abuse drugs.
Waste not want not! Don't spill anything, man! Even better, don't
get fucked up all the time. Excess is stupid.. and against the
Commandments of Bob!
4. Thou shalt not kill...
unless absolutely necessary. If someone attacks you, or some
innocent individual, okay, off 'em. If not, don't hurt anyone. Leave that
to the professionals.
5. Thou shalt Harm None!
Okay, this one is tricky. Whatever you do, don't put a hurtin' on anyone.
The trick is, there are many ways to cause someone harm. Think
about it.
6. Don't Step on the Grass, Sam.
See Steppenwolf, buy an album or three.
7. R E S P E C T....
It will keep you alive.
8. Thou shalt not drink the Holy Water.
Obvious man, see number 7 as well.
9. Thou shalt not get into Heaven without a ticket...
Which can be purchased at any Choices show or directly from
Bro. Bob's page at http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Palladium/1713/brobob.html
10. Don't Puke in the Car!
Or in someone's house unless you hit the toilet.. or washing machine.
The Washing machine is cool.. just turn it on a small load after and
you're cool.. trust me, I know.
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Don't forget, Its the End of the World as we know it, and I feel Fine!
God Bless,
In Peace and Spirit Be,
Blessed Be,
May the Road Rise to Meet You and the Wind always be at your Back,
Bro. Bob Munney
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