Greetings and Salutations to everyone,

The Date is December something in the year 1997.

Not many people have asked anything about the 'Ticket to Heaven' program
that I am running for God.  So, I won't answer no questions.

No one has asked about the Paradoxial Temporal Anomoly Rift either.  I will
reveal some notes on this however.  The PTAR is a naturally occuring
phenomanon that renders anyone caught within it royally messed up.  A PTAR
occurs almost anywhere, affecting anywhere from just one individual to a
whole room, including all those damn clones.  Its basic effects are a
misplacement of time and location.  The phrase most often heard as a result
of a PTAR encounter is something like, "Wow, it seems like only a few
minuites have passed but its really been six hours!"   or "What the hell
happened to Sunday and Monday?"  Some have been known to find pleasure in
the actual encounter with the PTAR, which has resulted in the phrase, "Lets
all go get P-Tared!"

The Temple of the Paradoxial Temporal Anomoly Rift is a floating Temple
located where ever there is a large conglamaration of individuals engaged in
revelrey or other extreme pleasures.  A conglamaration of Clones or stupid
fish will not be affected.

Now a brief word from out sponsors

That is all Folks,

Bro. Bob Munney, rev. esq. DoRP!