The Gig From Hell Well we rolled into town for a nine o'clock show And we had nothing but good times on our minds Then we had a few technical difficulties But by the end of the night we were sounding fine We were feeling so good cause we won the crowd over We had gained a new legion of fans But we also learned a different kind of lesson Cause we got screwed by the headlinging band That's the last time we play on a promise We'll get it in writing next time Cause it's hard to make a living When you only have a pocketful of dimes So we packed our gear and we drove on home Cause we couldn't afford a hotel And to this day there's never been another One as bad as the gig from Hell That's the last time we play on a promise We'll get it in writing next time Cause it's hard to make a living When you only have a pocketful of dimes -- solo -- That's the last time we play on a promise We'll get it in writing next time Cause it's hard to make a living When you only have a pocketful of dimes