Ask Brother Bob

  Dear Brother Bob,

  Our son writes that he is taking Judo.  Why would a boy who was
raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

A God-fearing Christian

Dear GFC,
    Judo is a form of Martial Arts, self defense so to speak.  It has
nothing to do with religion except to promote inner peace and discipline.
If your son is turning against his own, Christianity I assume, it would only
be that the inner peace and discipline have overcome the brainwashing of the church and given him insight into true spirituality.

 Dear Brother Bob,

  I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank
  until one night he came home sober.  What should I do?

Drunkard's Wife

 Dear Mrs. Daniels,
    Keep a good supply of liquor on hand and if he starts to show signs of
sobriety, give him a good shot or three.  That is unless you like the Sober
part.. in that case, ask him what it would take to keep him from drinking so
much.  Or, everytime he comes home sober, give him a blow job and tell him it is reward for being sober.  He'll probably never drink again.


   Dear Brother Bob,

  I know boys will be boys, but my 'boy' is seventy-three and he's
still chasing women.  Any suggestions?

  Annie

Dear Annie,
    How f'n old are you??  If this is your husband, is he chasing you?  If
not, I suggest saran wrap be used in creating a 'boy' lure costume for you.
He'll chase you then.  Keep him interested.. and don't give him any more
Viagra.


 Dear Brother Bob,

  What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

   Bess


Dear Bess,
    A wife lives in One county, a mistress lives in another.
    In some cases, the wife has so involved herself with daily household nd
childcare activities as well as possibly work, and not sharing these with
the husband, that she ignores the husband's other needs, which we all now are getting attention, sex and more sex.  The mistress, aroused by the complete wrongness of the situation, gives the husband all this.. probably in hopes of making the wife an ex and herself the next wife.
Hopefully, in my perfect senario for this, the ex-wife takes over the
mistress role and the ex-mistress is ignored as the wife was.  This
strengthens the bond of the two in the original marriage.  They probably
shouldn't get remarried, but should move in together and enjoy the
excitement of living against society's rules.




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