| Accio! Jokes |
| This is where all the non-Harry Potter jokes are ;;people gasp at the evil, sinister, word "non-Harry Potter";; Anyway, I don't have that much, so I want people to owl-mail me here if they have a joke. What sits and shakes at the bottom of the sea? A nervous wreck! What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket? Smarty pants. Why did the chicken have an umbrella? Because it was foul weather. What's a talking caterpillar? A walkie talkie A man takes his wife to the hosptial (because she was about to have a baby) and the while the wife is taken to the delivery room, the doctor pulls the husband aside. "We have this new machine that lets the father of the baby feel the pain that the mothers going through," the doctor told the husband, "And we wanted to test it on you." The man agreed, and the strapped the machine on the husband. The doctor started at 10%. Nothing happend. "Turn it up to 50%, doc," the husband told the doctor. "No way, sir. It may be too strong. It'll kill you." the doctor responded. The husband glared at the doctor, and so the doctor turned it up to 50%. Still, the husband didn't feel anything. "Put it on full blast," the husband commanded. "I'm sorry, but I'm putting my foot down. That's pure suicide," the doctor shrieked, but the husband gave him "that look", and the doctor turned it to 100%. Nothing happend. The husband went home with the wife and the new-born child, and they found the mail man dead. (To our slow readers, remember the father of the baby would feel the pain. The mail man was the father.) |