A heroine in every sense of the word, Vig-nutta is far more than a nutter and an awesome friend.Although she rarely exhibits her talents in jumping from skyscraper to skyscraper, she does sit outside with certain friends in the frigid spring of Pennsylvania, barefoot.
Vig excels in academic areas and can boast of knowing at least one swear word in Spanish. An appreciator of fine beer and poetry, this beautifully unique person can create a party atmosphere wherever she goes. Vig-nutta is also known as Miss Picture Frame and was awarded the coveted Maroon-And-Gray several years in a row, throughout her career in Woods-Park College.
Concerned as Vig may be in all academic areas, math is especially dear to her heart. The fate of the number two is of even greater concern in her studies of historical numbers. Vig came to the conclusion that "two" was most important of numbers in her widely acclaimed book, One, Two, Three. A colleague of hers, "Siddhartha", later "disproved" the theory and claimed that "six", "ten", and "thirteen" were of utmost value to the world. Vignutta, however, is still credited with her proof of "one", "two", and "three" as being the first numbers. Many still believe her to be the actual "creator" of these numbers.
Experts find Vignutta's value and role in the world difficult to define. "A Ph.D. in Mathematics may not be so well-earned", Vig says of herself, " I prefer to deal with only ones, twos, threes. I actually sat next to a three at one point in my life." Known as "Doctor of All", she has unfortunately been in and out of Medical Hospital #20 herself. The title of "Lawyer" suits her worse, for her arguing skills have been challenged by the ultimate opponent, Al. She can, however, honestly be considered a role model, a super heroine, and the embodiment of the apogee of friendship's brilliance.
A personal note to Vignutta: Dear Heroine, If you ever stumble upon my humble webpage may you know that A certain playground of a certain school still rings with certain secrets. and that you are just extra-specialrifically awesome!!!
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