| Mika |
| A person of unique and brilliant personality, Maria is more than just a well known swimmer. In fact, she was a Black Belt Club member in her Karate class and a famed lecturer at Tower Hill University. |
| Although talented at much, Maria is best at swimming. Having won three medals in advanced groups, many would be honored to call her the member of their swim team. And yet, she swims alone, so as no one is blinded by her skill and technique... |
| Very close to her achievement of a black belt in Karate, Maria was urgently called away to Spring Lane. Spring Lane, for those who have not heard of it, is residence of many celebrities, including Rita's sister, Noodles, Ricky's look-alike, and *IKEA*chik. S.A.R.A. spends much of her time there. Spring Lane is also the annual meeting place of The Bikers, a gang for the Coolest People. |
| Unfortunately, the trip to Spring Lane prevented her achievement of the black belt level. Andrew and Helen, two friends of Maria's were among those who suggested she lie low for a while and cease attendance of the Karate Academy. But nothing could stop Maria from continuing to attend classes and lecture atTower Hill U. |
| Maria admits that her greatest fault is occasionally being "problematic".But she never loses her fun side or her sense of humor. The latter came in handy last summer, when she was obliged to ride a bike up a mountain with a nude/dressed chicken at her side. Her bodyguards, commonly referred to as A&A were with her. |
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| Today, Mika continues to inspire people and cows alike. May she have luck with Morris endeavours! |