Cast your mind back to your childhood....who can forget the old "Knock Knock" Jokes....here are some of Aimee's favourite's.

 

Knock Kock

Who's there?

Little old lady

Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!!

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Hello

Hello who?

Hello (how low) can you go?

 

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Knock knock

Who's there?

You

You who?

Yoo-hoo, I'm over here!

 

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Cows go

Cows go who?

No silly, Cows go MOOOOOO!

 

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Interrupting cow

Interrupting c… [interrupts]

Moooooo.

 

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Dogs

Dogs who?

Dogs don't hoot, but owls do.

 

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Lion

Lion who?

Lion in your bed and go to sleep.

 

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Mice

Mice who?

Mice to meet you.

 

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Butter

Butter who?

I butter not tell you.

 

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Ice cream

Ice cream who?

I scream. You scream. We all scream for ice cream.

 

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Lettuce

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it's cold out here.

 

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Soup

Soup who?

Soup-erman.

 

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Boo

Boo who?

Oh.....you don't have to cry about it!

 

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