This guy found a bottle in the ocean, he rubbed the bottle and out popped a Genie, the Genie (as usual) granted him three wishes. The guy thought hard then wished for a million dollars, and poof there was a million dollars. Then he wished for a convertible, and poof there was a convertible. And then, he wished he could be irresistible to all women... poof he turned into a box of chocolates.
The Genie part 2!
A secretary, a paralegal, and a partner in a big law firm are walking through a park on their way to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."
"Me first! Me first!" says the secretary. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the paralegal. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone.
"You're next," the Genie says to the partner. The partner says, "I want those two back in the office right after lunch!
